bolty58

......and Stringer Bell is a North London gooner.

Aye, gridiron would be a bit too cerebral for you.

Commonplace here and, to contradict Kent White, most last the distance it seems. Treat them well and you are the king (and I mean, treated like one). Red Manc mate of mine taken up with one after ditching his Aussie missus. Ball buster to ball emptier (in every conceivable way) is the way he describes it. No nagging, no interference from M-in-law or sisters in law, sex on tap. A mackem mate of mine ditched his Sunlun missus and has a similar story to tell. 21 years they've been together now. Massages his feet if he comes home from work looking stressed! Wouldn't trade my Bowton girl in for 10 of em but it does make you think what you'd have done if you'd met one first.

Dunt happen often pal but I agree 100%. Compulsive, addictive viewing for which I owe a debt of gratitude to that RL weirdo Maggie plus a few others who persuaded me to persevere when I wanted to bin it after watching a first episode of wall to wall 'brothers' saying 'mofo' every other word. For the record, series 2 was my absolute favourite but it is good from half way through the second episode of series One to the last episode of series 5. I even love the backing track at the closing credits for every episode. Even that is moody and compelling.

I'll see if I can work up the enthusiasm to give a fuck. Nope, nowt happening

Eh? Lost me with that one. I said 'monkey hanging' not 'donkey bothering'.

The Killing was the next one I watched after those two. Very good but not in the same class really.

No prizes for guessing whose fans were singing 'having a party when Gazza dies' at the weekend.

No mate. It was the bloke walking around town with Diddles who was walking around with a balloon.

Hold on. You are telling me that Lord Lucan actually isn't hiding out in Evertons trophy cabinet?

Touche! Only revving thee pal. I think you have twigged that I am full of admiration for the athletes if not the stop start game itself.

A dog and a bitch making love? A native American?

Kinell Micky - the old ones are the best eh? 70's jokes still in vogue with the firestarters eh?

They do seem to have to shout though - especially when in a group. Shout the other down mentality. Even my missus shouts down the phone to her mother in Bolton. When I ask her why the bellowing, she says 'Because she's10,000 miles away!'

Sounds like you've convinced thisen pal. No different to New South Welshmen who call RL 'the greatest game of all'. Delusion is not only the stomping ground of Evertonians and Geordies.

Hartlepool 2 Notts County 1 over the weekend. What odds would there have been on the Hartlepool scorers being Hartley and Poole? Must be a day for me becoming aware of strange wordsmithery (eh?) Went to a new doctor today to get a referral for an X Ray. The Norwich City bloke I have been going to for years is in a practice which has become mercenary to the extreme. Matters not what is wrong with someone but what you can milk out of them. Fuck off - not playing. So then, this new doctor turns out to be a Nigerian import and a top bloke too. Massive JayJay Okocha fan and clocked my BWFC tattoo straight away. Only on leaving did I get his full name. Rola Kola Olumwangi! Tis true - my new Doc is called Rola Kola!

I will absorb your insult mate. I won't even ask you to prove my out of date statement incorrect. Your foresight with Italy astounds me. I would never have picked that result. Mighty indeed.

FFS! 'Pop' ulation paste.

Maggie stressed entertainment value. I would humbly suggest, sir, that people are voting with their feet. RL - 3 English counties, two Australian states and token presences in France and Papua New Guinea. So has it been for as long as I can remember including failed experiments in London, Adelaide and Perth. I see no growth therefore popularity for RL is at best stagnant and exists only in traditional hotbeds. Outsiders/others are not taking it up. Freely admit that it is a game for super fit hard bastards and admire it for that. Has never and will never make the hair stand on the back of my neck like the national anthem at Twickenham, Parc des Princes etc. does. Still, if we all liked the same things............................................

In that case, why isn't your code the pre eminent one then?

Thank fuck. Proper 'world game' egg chasing.

Reported it?

We'd be fighting over whale vomit. Worth a fucking fortune. Ambergris used in perfume production. Didn't some blokes dog find some in Morecambe Bay recently? Looked like a human brain sized yellow and grey lump of camel shit. Worth over 100,000 euros. They call it 'floating gold'.

Why single out Happy? What has he done to you? Can't he complain if it's justified?

DazBob presumably wanted all 3 of us to rise to the bait. Might as well make it a hat trick Dog lover me (not in the Swanny/Diddles sense of course). Happy to see that this one has been saved. Just to reiterate - I really don't care what gays do behind closed doors. Their business. Just fuck off with the parading and overt public displays and no problem from me. Mother nature will be the final arbiter - not me, Jazza or anewman.