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Aye, but I'd have said that to Steve Bruce a long time ago.

Dejan Savicevic in Milan's 4-0 Champions League Final demolition of Barcelona in 1994.

Are Curfew any good? If not, I don't see the point in bothering at all.

You mean the Blue Boar?

Easy now, Sluffy, but he played for both clubs!

King's Euro has just won eight lengths which does Insignia's form no harm whatsoever.

Thought about that performance, actually. Then discounted it because it was in a friendly, and if we were counting those I'd have to consider Wayne Burnett against Atherton LR.

Best player I've seen in a Bolton shirt is Youri Djorkaeff. Best performance by a Bolton player is a bit trickier (Tony Caldwell's five goals against Walsall, Aiden Davison's one-man show at Tranmere in the Anglo-Italian, Simon Charlton having Henry in his pocket at home to Arsenal), but I'd plump for John McGinlay in the 2-1 win at Stoke in the 100 goals season. He was outstanding up front on his own after Nathan Blake got sent off for standing near somebody. As for the best individual display against us, the likes of David Lee, Robbie Fowler and Bob Taylor were constant thorns in our side, but none of them could match the majesty of Bradford's Wayne Jacobs.

Even if he doesn't sign, I hope the club can do some sort of deal with his missus.

In six starts with "heavy" in the going description, Toni Alcala has been beaten a combined 131 lengths plus a distance. He won on soft ground last week but I'm not sure I'd be rushing to take on stats like that!

Counting Wilhelmsson and all manner of chickens, I believe you're right.

He isn't Beckham, and we're not Real Madrid.

Mrs Kluivert.

Nicknames? Not really. Chants? I vaguely remember those.

We couldn't even afford to feed them!

Seen a couple of local types in there (Our Fold, A Foreign Town), and seen Little Man Tate and Nine Black Alps there in the last couple of weeks. I don't think it's particularly small considering the size of band Bolton is likely to attract, and the view is no better or worse than a lot of similar-sized venues, but I do agree the sound isn't great - the treble doesn't seem to carry at all. I wasn't too impressed with them fleecing me for a tenner to see Nine Black Alps, either.

You're in full agreement? That's not entirely surprising, is it? Even you're not belligerent enough to argue with yourself.

I think this one's been done to death.

Moving from where? I wouldn't go near him. He's been bobbins for years now.

There's a Munich Phil Gartside?

He's class when he's fit and can be arsed. Egyptian Michael Ricketts, anybody?

Apparently Allardyce called him into his office this morning. Numb fecker probably thinks he still works here.