Spider

100% Clever, really. Because MAGA are now crying foul but forgetting that Trumpburger is about to enter the field of play and hand out pardons like confetti. Its definitely going to cause to a few amusing meltdowns

Pardoning in this way is fcuking bizarre. Cant beleive it’s still allowed. But this is a country that lets actors and fat golfers become President so it shouldn’t be a massive surprise

Who wants to compare pardons between trump and Biden? ☺️

Sport like snooker is a sport. Pub game.

You don’t seriously think Putin will settle for being left with a few hundred square miles of wasteland? He’ll enjoy the victory, but he’ll want more. He’s just that kinda guy.

Fontaines are ace

I’m sure it’ll all be fine. Something similar happened with Northern Ireland and that went well.

Biden’s final act

I missed that episode of masterchef. is that what he’s done? If so, he can get in the bin

He strikes me as someone who’s a bit of a cunt in general, but it sounds like his “banter” is just a bit creepy, rather than anything aggressive or intimidating. When youve pissed Rod Stewart Off there’s a chance you’re not all bad.

Are they including gout? Asking for a friend.

Nope

It’s not a Starmer policy. It was Jo Cox’s sister that brought the bill. Its still not cut and dried and may well end up not happening anyway

I never see many gammons coming out of the church near me on a Sunday morning.

I’d set fire to an orphanage for a go on her