The Tories clearly had no way to deal with it.
Fortunately, Sir Keir understands the need to weed out the pisstakers, something the brave patriots in every Wetherspoons across the nation have been calling for for years
“Hey Vlad, how’s the war going?”
”well, to be honest we were going fucking nowhere, but then trump rocked up and now we’ve won and I’m wondering if my mate Don will let me have half of Moldova as a bonus”