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Maybe it’s some lunatic with a grudge against her for some policy she helped implement years ago that affected a member of his family. The reaction from reform is absolutely gleeful, their prayers have been answered in terms of having something to bury the Clacton debacle. The likes of Tice and Zia are all but wanking into her coffin at this point.

I can’t understand why most countries on earth don’t like him. He’s doing such a great job.

Got bit by one 3 weeks ago and the scar is still massive. They deserve a slow death

😂😂😂😂 Boom boom boom 💥 💥💥

If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our club

Some meltdowns are more fun to watch than others. This one is an enduring, beautiful example.

Still peeping out from your closet, luv? Come outside, be as flamboyant as you like, we’re all very understanding

Don’t worry Bolty, we’re all a little embarrassed for you too

Thinking more 2 pensioners with full nappies having a tantrum

So in summary He’s done a big shit in his pants but forgotten to take them off first. Bolty and Farage.

I see he’s about to win a war against Iran for the 8th 9th 10th 11th 12th 13th 14th time. Whaddaguy.

This daughter, HBAHT?

There’ll be some leftards running for cover etc…

Called a by election to run for a seat he already has the absolute fucking baby

He’s just said he’s the most threatened and in danger politician in Britain and the fucking horrid cunt might as well be stood on the grave of Jo Cox whilst making this speech.