Spider

Got bit by one 3 weeks ago and the scar is still massive. They deserve a slow death

😂😂😂😂 Boom boom boom 💥 💥💥

If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our club

Some meltdowns are more fun to watch than others. This one is an enduring, beautiful example.

Still peeping out from your closet, luv? Come outside, be as flamboyant as you like, we’re all very understanding

Don’t worry Bolty, we’re all a little embarrassed for you too

Thinking more 2 pensioners with full nappies having a tantrum

So in summary He’s done a big shit in his pants but forgotten to take them off first. Bolty and Farage.

I see he’s about to win a war against Iran for the 8th 9th 10th 11th 12th 13th 14th time. Whaddaguy.

This daughter, HBAHT?

There’ll be some leftards running for cover etc…

Called a by election to run for a seat he already has the absolute fucking baby

He’s just said he’s the most threatened and in danger politician in Britain and the fucking horrid cunt might as well be stood on the grave of Jo Cox whilst making this speech.

“I can’t”

Ah ok Desperation has brought you to this point. It must be going really well then. 😁