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How did Khan and Burnham get on? I assume they’ve suffered humiliating defeats in line with current political leanings?

Fanny’s 11am tomorrow if you’re a proper fan

Don’t underestimate the importance of getting out of this division We are still far from a force but by fuck we are getting closer

Honestly Honestly - I would spend as long as she asked holding Sharon’s love prawn in my mouth for what she’s achieved. I’d clean her bog with my index finger. I love her.

🥰🥰🥰

Thats the massive surprise from 20 minutes on this was never in doubt Weirdly, the masochistic in you wanted it to go the wire But in truth today was the dream scenario Thank fuck Im getting right pissed

Get stuck in to the cunt from all of us 😁😁 Let me say this, lads: my 14 year old lad is absolutely beside himself with joy right now. Keeps bursting into promotion songs and hugging his daft old dad. I’m out of words. This is what it’s all about. It wouldn’t feel any better if we’d won the European cup. We’re together, United, joyful at the achievement of OUR team, OUR club, and everyone else can fuck the fucking fuck right off Best, day, ever

I love you away from politics you daft mad cunt 🥰🥰🥰

I fucking ADORE this club Yes yes yes yes yes fucking yyyyeeeeesssss

It clicked as predicted @Zico

City won?

Soccer ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

I’m so happy o could cry

I’ll be peeling my jeans off later they are full of jizz

@hughmungus my beer tastes better than yours

@hughmungus hiya

I think we should be promoted to the championship for being so fucking goddam sexy

I am ROCK hard

Don’t think they can

If my chosen candidate ends up making an utter dogs dinner of it, I most certainly reserve my democrat right to change my mind. Weird thing democracy. Too complicated FOR SOME ON HERE

I think matches where promotion/play off/relegation spots can be decided will all have to be pulled. Dead rubbers might go ahead

Laugh along with The Lads Laugh at all the Edgy Lad Gags Giggle at Jimmy Bullard and be impressed with his Lad Bantz Gaze jealously at the Stone Island Lads Gear Laugh as Bullard says everything is Amazing And Funny Bantz Lads Laugh Lads Bantaaaaarrrrrr

The party I voted for won, so as a visionary I’m sat alone on the moral high ground whilst you all have your petty, and very meaningless, squabbles.

Let’s hope Waddy is

There’s no way they’ll call it off They’d have to call every game off