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Caravanninnining is so bleak even Morrisey has struggled to write a song about it. Pulling those little cartridges full of piss across a field doesn’t look like a holiday to me. then sitting of an evening talking to other caravanananerers about caravan things. having to buy those mongy wing mirrors, and sunglasses that fit over your regular specs from page 56 of the Daily Mail. A holiday should be a chance to upgrade your normal life to something better and super convenient. Not downgrading to 2 weeks living in a massive record case watching your neighbours empty latrines. I don’t get it.

Quality Pints sounds like something off Phoenix Noghts

So is she innocent then? Like, Andy Dufresne innocent?

There are hundreds of buildings around the country covered with flammable cladding because of what these cunts did. It’s not negligence, or incompetence we’re talking about here - it’s knowingly and intentionally selling a product you know is lethal. Corporate manslaughter is the very least they deserve charging with. It should be worse.

Google Celotex ”Released as part of Wednesday's report, Sir Martin Moore-Bick, Chairman of the Grenfell Inquiry, revealed the firm had rigged a key safety test that ensured the material would pass inspection for use in construction.”

Nope. One of the cladding manufacturers made up a test purely to pass their cladding as non-combustible. So all the safety certificates were then pointless because it was a load of lies. They KNEW the test was bollocks, and that’s why people are very likely to end up doing serious jail time. Have you read anything at all that was in the enquiry report released yesterday?

Someone hasn’t seen the Grenfell report. Reading more than a Daily Mail headline is clearly beyond his attention span these days. Instead of queueing outside the local post office waving his zimmer frame at passers by, he may want to check why that accidental tumble dryer fire led to an ENTIRE tower block going up in flames. Why cladding that the manufacturers knew was flammable was still installed because they lied to every cunt and said it wasn’t. But the building had brown people in, so ho-hum

You been on the mushy peas? 😂😂

You’ve lost me with Grenfell here. Are you suggesting a load of companies who fabricated test results on cladding are being made scapegoats? There should be some massive jail sentences handed out for what’s taken place there. Kingspan are shitting themselves and rightly so the fucking slimy Irish cunts.

I dunno Noel was spotted in the Stone Island shop in london yesterday.

But “the surge” had happened before a single ticket had been sold. The servers knew at 8.59am that demand was 10:1 for what was available. Why didn’t they go up to £350 at 9am? Its a wankers trick when folk aren’t told. We know airlines do it, but as was mentioned, there are other options.

Quick reminder that Jacob Rees Mogg won’t be in Parliament today. That’s a nice reminder, innit?

I am deeply, deeply offended by this.

I’d rather get treated by a doctor than a pensioner #BlitzSpirit

After 12 years of waving them in, it’s a start.

Loads will simply fuck it off. try again about teatime and I reckon you’ll have no issues

Culture club would have had 545119 in the queue AMIRIIIIGHT @undies ?

Forgive me if I relax a little on a football forum and use lazy tropes. If you’d prefer me to compose a dissertation of some sort for a more in depth analysis, let me know and I’ll see what I can do for you. Even modern goalkeepers decide to hoof it upfield sometimes.

She should have just put a shepherds pie in a microwave and said the winter fuel payments were oven ready and we’re better than them bloody Brussels chancers. The crumblies would be lapping it up and wrapping scarves around their necks in true Blitz spirit fashion.

Have they had enough training?

Fair enough. I thought you were saying we should all get a tiered system where higher paid folk get a better pension when they retire, and Bob the street sweeper gets peanuts even though he’s worked his fingers to the bone but was a bit dim and only really any good at sweeping.

What if someone had a fantastic, high paid job most of their life but ended up on a very modest wage by the end because they could no longer do that job (through physical demands for example)? what about footballers who get paid a lot until they’re 40 then end up shifting timber at Axfords until they’re 65?

Sounds like you want Starmer to put income tax up

I expect the arsenal starting XI will all be less famous then our starting XI

And it’s lovely to see a PM doing just that.