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Trump is clearly looking to cancel the midterms I'm sure Bolty will strongly condemn such a move as he has with Starmer

I’ve got 3

Did she give him a wowwipop with his medal?

Where’s that meme of John Terry in full kit lifting a trophy even though he wasn’t playing when you need it ☺️

I see he’s managed to bag himself someone else’s Noble peace prize. Of all the things he’s done, this somehow is the most cringeworthy.

Where are you?

Rivvy same thing

Mental innit

Stage 2 coming through Horwich area next year. slightly mental

It’s coming to something when I’m starting to feel a bit sorry for the Tory party

MP’s shouldn’t be allowed to change party and stay as MP without a by election. That applies to all parties. People vote for the candidate based on the party they represent. Our politics is great, but things like this are fucked up.

Robert Jenrick is currently stood at a Reform lectern telling everyone how shit he’s been for the last 14 years. What a weird thing to do.

He’s genuinely got dementia. I bet he still has all those kids he nonced stored in the wank bank though:

What we putting on them? ”Shooey Out” for me

Do nothing - “boooooo Starmer’s a coward” Get involved - “booooooo Starmer’s wasting our money/time/benefits”

As Miami would say BOOM you thick Tory cunt 💥

So is it that the muslimista are running West Midlands police then bro?

So nobody is going to pop a banana up their chimney then? Bit disappointing that

Both

Oh aye

Well done Shabana Mahmood. Its a shame the Tories stopped Home Secretaries from having the power to sack chief constables but it appears she and Starmer are working to rectify that. A good days work by the government think we can all agree

To save me reading through a thousand pages, what’s happened with the copper in Birmingham and when is London wanderers going to be on the town hall steps inserting a banana in his tailpipe?

It’s a shame his commitment to his constituency isn’t as strong as his commitment to Twitter.