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Someone made a huge amount of money on oil yesterday though

@gonzo is likely to be your best place for advice here.

😂😂😂😂

I see Starmer and Macron have got the straits of Hormuz open. Iran saw them coming and immediately realised they couldn’t win. Well done lads.

It’s a very good point that. He is basically a drag queen in a nappy.

For the statistic fans on here, and the bingo card enthusiasts, that’s now Bolty’s 21st use of the word recalcitrant(s) and I think we all know he gets a bit of a distant twitch in his Benny Hills when he types it. As you were.

Still Good to see how fervently people are hunting down anyone with Epstein associations. No double standards anywhere. 😁

Starmer has been numb. Maybe he should just deny everything and invade Kuwait to divert attention.

Imagine not being associated with Epstein and losing your job, but being mentioned thousands of times in the files and everyone calling you The Don whilst you display chronic dementia on a daily basis.

Does your postman have a black and white cat in his van?

If you think Andy Murray is cold in an ice bath, wait til you meet him in a lift.

Oh my fucking good god

Elves 😁

The bends ♥️

According to Bolty and other right wing experts, the BBC is a left wing mouthpiece that never actually tells the truth, so I think we can assume this to be an elaborate bluff of some kind and as such, Fake Noos.

Barack Obama had a deal in place. But because Trump thinks he’s better than darkies, he ripped it up and now diesel is £2

It’s in at that cinema in the town centre, will give it a whirl. Though, having read a couple of books about them off stage, they’re not exactly Motley Crue behind the scenes. Bruce Dickinsons autobiography was dull as shite.

What an absolute fucking sausage you are

“AI messages are too long so we thought we’d send you an even longer one”

Most doctors dress like Jesus, whilst curing the sick with light-based miracles, so let’s give him the benefit of the doubt.

Alf still has a couple of his marbles left, so this isn’t true

The CIA shot JFK for a lot less than this cunt is getting away with. Mind you, he was good at the job, Trump is simply playing into the hands of every enemy the US have

got it in 4

Tell him to invest in Rolex watches.

Coming down the road though