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The rosy lights of Lisbon are beckoning my friend!!!

You have two options: 1> begins with P and ends with B and is only 3 letters long. 2> Bengins with B end with R and is only 3 letters long.

Me owe a drink....NO...must be another Skin you are thinking of...!

Of course I will.

The supporters are like most not keen on the board, mainly as they are doing what we did with Burnden Park, selling the stadium to a developer and moving to a new stadium around 2010. This hasn't gone down well and it only takes a few bad results for the crowd to get on their back. They also sold Torres to Liverpool which as can imagine didn't go down well. They are in debt and by combining the sale of the stadium and selling their best striker they hope to clear their debts. Hmmm not bad for a Farny f?cker? ...Eh? Skin

A friend has just emailed me the following... Was quite funny as he didn't want to leave and she was almost pushing him backwards with her chest at the tunnel entrance, guess he was after spitting a bit of the other white stuff....sorry...!

That's why I'm taking the laptop with wi-fi in the hotel...sorted and also got my list of curry houses as none here. And if we don't win you won't be in the Lapdancing bar...??

All info such as dates etc are on the UEFA.com website, not a bad website in fact.

It was live last nite on Sexta and is again next week, just get a cheap flight to Spain...

Won 1-0 and AM had their star striker sent off for spitting......see you all next week. Skin

Yes everyone at tonights game will be tagged

Watch it, you will be up before the EU courts with comments like that. Its 453.59237 grams a idiot

Block the bots....

semi curado for a double brandy

Wat more crap can Scudamore think of...this is just too low and beyond a joke....ok for friendlies etc but a league game...no thank you... He's done well in negotiating the football tv rights but he loves the high life and all the trimmings of going to the star studded events....nows time to hang up your DJ, Scudamore before you ruin wat good work you have done. Can just see it: Wednesday FA cup game Saturday away to Spurs in Japan Monday night Sky want us to play Villa Thursday UEFA cup Friday FA cup reply Saturday back to Japan as game postponed due to waterlogged pitch

No thats just silly, also is that one of the bricks for Barrett Homes. This is more like it: http://www.fakefaces.co.uk/lookalikes.html?lookalike_id=1720

Me thinks you will be happy if the fountains get done....cheap bath!!

He'll be back sooner than we think as they have just been knocked out of the African Nations.... Or will he arrive back before midnight to put pen 2 paper for another team...??????

Doh...Just saw in the most read didn't see the date...Last Updated: Thursday, 10 February 2005, 15:13 GMT - Still funny anyhow...

Full story on the bbc, would be good reading in Viz magazine with all the titles they use... A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison. Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard. She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/4253849.stm

It seems that during the last 2 games the substitutions have been made when one of our players has been booked.

ON a Sunderland board they have him signing for them tomorrow...apart from the thread was started 13th Jan

If it's on the box here I'll be singing Who's that.....etc Just like I was when I landed and took off successfully at Munich airport last year!! It's out of order to mark it like this, next all you in the UK will be given a bank holiday for it. Let the s*um do what they want, but don't inflict it on the rest of us.

Spot on and he got one or two broken fingers. NO cos I can't ucking spell smart ar*e....!

I love Bolton cause I got my head cracked open by a bar stool in a bar before the play off game against Wolves I love Bolton cause when we beat the sc*m at OT I got pissed, sat on a train back to London with no lights on, waited an age at Wembley tube station due to tech problems and decided enuf was enuf and went head first through the door window. Funny how these tube platforms are a lot lower than intercity platforms. ?400 worth of physio later on the arm. Best ?400 I've ever spent. Why do I love Bolton? Cos TC scored 5 Cos Lee took the pis* at Anfield Cos of AW & Super John partnership Cos I got hit by a coin in my first game against Everton in the Embankment Cos we scored 7 against Plymouth Cos Fat Sam did us proud Cos I use to go to all the reserve games Cos I hate mi brother when he ripped up the the players autographs he got me while he worked at BOC(??) on Manny Rd. Cos I went to the darlo match on bommie night (or around that date) Cos I walked into a lampost while giving the fingers to Hull City fans leaving Burnden Cos I still come back for more when we are sh*te Cos I'm a gluten for punishment