Gonk

If you want your pants pulling down go to Luciano's next to Subway

I'm not a everybody's mate on line or in real life. To me It's like a virtual pub. There are a few who just spout bollocks and its funny, there are a few who spout bollocks but bore me to death so they have gone on ignore, a few I'm on nodding terms with, and then the Mods who are all twats.

It may also depend on the player - if he fancies the massive step up from a team at the top of the Scottish Leagues to League One he can maybe apply some internal pressure 👍

Chip pan fat would slosh all over the place in the Bay of Biscay, so probably for the best 👍

Good player for us but now past his prime, legs look like they had gone the last few games of last season. Onwards and upwards

One of Schon's kits should fit

How did this pan out?

I thought he wanked goats

Illiteration.... Warrington Wolves Wigan Wankers

Reform like this

Her parents Sky & Esso

God I hope it's Spurs

1 sub appearance since January should ease the pain of your lad

Once a gardener...

relic of the past

Silent Roar Lion Shit

There's a 99% chance Undies already does that anyway

Can't think Why. Also, Here is a photo of the Yushan International Billiard Academy

Seems she's got plans with a gigolo

They are both games of luck for small stakes.

He might have a chance on the left nipple whilst the babys on the right

5 deep at the bar is fine as long as the barman / barmaid is a good one who knows who rocked up when. These days unfortunately, more often than not it tends to be someone with no awareness going who's next..

I'll start: "General Practice has been underfunded for x years, whist welcome it will merely scratch the surface"

ABU