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  1. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manches...ter/3742642.stm
  2. Had to laugh. He tells the world how clever he is because he deceived his imminent ban. Now he is likely to get a longer ban for admitting his deceit! Quality. Whenever they make the Hollywood Blockbuster of Only Fools & Horses, let's pray to god that Beckham gets cast as Trigger.
  3. Two couples were playing cards one evening. John accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bill's wife Sue, legs spread wide, wasn't wearing any underwear! Shocked by this, John upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced. Later, John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bill's wife followed and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under there?" Surprised by her boldness, John courageously admitted that, well indeed he did. She said, " Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500." After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, John confirms that he is interested. She tells him that since her husband Bill works Friday afternoons and John doesn't, John should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon. When Friday rolled around, John showed up at Bill's house at 2 p.m. sharp and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 they went to the bedroom and closed their transaction, as agreed. John quickly dressed and left. As usual, Bill came home from work at 6 p.m. and upon entering the house, asked his wife abruptly. "Did John come by the house this afternoon?" With a lump in her throat Sue answered "Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon." Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, "And did he give you $500?" In terror she assumed that somehow he had found out and after mustering her best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500". Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying, "Good, I was hoping he did. John came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me. He promised me he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back." NOW...THAT'S A POKER PLAYER!!!
  4. Beer festival at Howcroft this Saturday.
  5. Cos Schwarzer going to Utd?
  6. Missus C wins with those big bazooka!! (don't let Mr. C find out about this thread!)
  7. Now the dust has settled and Beckham is no longer a Utd player.
  8. Proper wrist slashing material that Pabbers.
  9. I think White Love is getting tired, so probably goiing to relaunch with a new name, choose one of the poll options or post a new idea here.
  10. Right then, so we have talked about having a day out, lads night, strippers, etc. Nowt much done about it. So here's a poll featuring a couple of cricketing events. Non-cricket lovers can just stay in the bar and get wasted. Cricket enthusiasts can just sit in stands.... and also get wasted! All based around weekends. Last one will clash with start of footie season.
  11. http://www.stoneroses.net/bootlegs/Spike.html You can buy the Spike Island gig on CD from this site. I have nearly, but never quite got around to doing this. Mainly cos I am tight and prefer to copy CDs than purchase. For me, the first Smiths appearance I can recollect was on Pebble Mill - or somert like that. Awesome. Then I noticed a lot of geeks liking them and I stayed my distance. Music was okay - didn't like the image. As fert Roses. Class. Brought me back from the brink of descending into a HM Grebo. Shudda gone to Blackpool but missed out on tickets only to be told by another mate that he'd ended up with a spare - a few days later!! Went to Spike Island. Good concert. Sound was shite. Only when reading reviews now have I become aware that the Roses live were shite - lacked confidence, etc. Didn't like the second LP at first, so stayed away from the corresponding tour. Gutted. I think the opening track is awesome - the build-up to it, etc. Have all the MP3s of theirs that I can find on my computer at work. I may now have a Roses afternoon. As for the Seahorses, now then......
  12. Get this back to the top. Can give some of you a sense of how well they were distributed.
  13. So who do we want in the final and why? Boro would make it an interesting encounter - give us a chance to win and get in Europe - but more so lift a trohpy - seeing as this is allegedly the best BWFC team ever. Then again, why not pit our wits against the so called Best Team in the Country - Arsenal. That would be a challenge. The choice.... is yours!
  14. He's not a bad player. We could do much worse. What about Mendy back to the club? (I know he plays right side, but seeing as he does no defending, might be an option).
  15. only buy players with really long names. kids with shirts will have to fork out more for transfers on the back. bingo! how much has stelios cost the club cos of that?
  16. golden gamble - its the way forward. everyone buy a ticket each match. thats half a million for starters. we're on our way there now.
  17. Yep, but its a start. That leaves ??4.5m to start recovering. Unlike most seasons, we have yet to sell one of our stars. So I guess that something unfortunate is on the horizon. Like it or not, someone will go in January..... chances are its going to be Jussi..... reason for Donovan Ricketts coming to the club.
  18. I never indicated they were good guys.... if some murderer wants to bum Huntly to death, I would have no problem with that. Its a tiered system in prisons - Huntley is on the bottom tier - the shit of the shit... and then some. Scum.
  19. I cannot even agree with myself on this topic. Death is too good for some of these scumbags. Rotting in a cell for 40 years is a slow death. I think someone like Huntley should be denied even basic human rights. He should have pictures of those 2 girls burnt rotten bodies put on the wall of his cell for him to stare at every day. Once a year the parents of Jessica and Holly should be allowed into the cell with baseball bats to inflict pain beyond belief - but not enough to kill him. If a prison warder ever sees him smiling or laughing - then he should have his toes crushed by sledgehammers (Payback with Mel Gibson - get the picture). You do not even need people on government payrolls to fulfil these rolls in life. Enough people will volunteer a day out of their busy schedules to participate. Last night on Talksport Adrian Durham had a phone-in about all of this and the death penalty. Quality - "Personally I do not agree with the death penalty - there will be enough Mr. Bigs in the same prison as Huntley to provide justice" - he is quite right.
  20. You cannot beat the Freight Rover Sherva Van Daf Cup Trophy draw on Soccer Am. Quality. This week (or was it last) there were Northampton fans in the Luther Blisset Stand watching the draw which involved them. Lovejoy got them a home draw and then ran into them as if celebrating a goal. Now that is what I call a cup draw. Beats the shit out of some hasbeen old craggy pussy being asked to fiddle about with his balls in a velvet bag. And then of course, we have Helen Chamberlain (who's skirts are also notably shorter these dasy) in her FMBs.
  21. said it the other seasons - kept Utd and Liverpool apart - made it a good derby final, then they claimed that the competition had lost none of its appeal. rightly so, they will pair us with Chelsea and Boro with Arsenal.... thus a Cardiff final..... which will not even sell out.... cos we all know how badly they travel to events outside of London. They will even try to get the venue moved to Twickers or WHL! Watch 'em, they're scheming buggers!
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