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2nd right on back row..... does he think the cameraman is taking a Stuart Pearce-like free kick?

Going to Norbreck next Wednesday on works do. Went last year to an 'Emergency Services Night' ??30 gets you: ??10 Bed & Breakfast ??10 Evening Dinner ??10 All you can drink bar. It's a grotty place but at ??30 you can't go wrong! :D/ the night we were there, we had police and firemen in the main dancehall on their do's. twas an excellent night. What are the odds there was a builder, red indian and cowboy too? close. I went as a Mexican dressed in 70s gear. And I still recall my chat up line..... "Likka ma greeezee stump you durrrty horr!"

Surely he'd be 12.5% sorry Salford, but I held back last time this picture was posted..... but them fuc king ears on the left! they're like B747 wings!!!!!! I AM NOT GAY - I JUST LIKE FU CKING MY MISSUS UP THE ASS.

Maybe so, but will they call themselves English or wherever they live when it suits? But not white women? You sexist pig!

Not sure, but Gary Glitter is booked for the entertainment.

Lost at home to WHU tonight. Can't help but think we'll end up playing them when they finally hit some form.

just been on TV - looks like a right laugh. Sadie is having a ball. He's taking the piss out of the judge - who is likely to be shot dead or blown up by the end of the trial. flucking madness.

Any chance of the landlord purchasing some Superbock and EFES for the evening. Sure he'd be able to get some from his cash and carry.

http://www.skysports.com/skysports/socceram NO T1TS.

I'd bang her like a sh*thouse door on a stormy night!

But.... we have an Asian cricket league in Bolton. Do we have a White European league? If we did, would there be outrage? We have the MOBO awards for black musicians - but we don't have a specific award for White musicians - because it would be deemed racist. asianstanis, Indians and Bangladeshis all class thereselves as British when it suits them - but will then support asianstan, India or Bangladesh when England play them at cricket.

CU NT.

HOMO ALERT

missus had one today for her op. she woke up babbling a load of old bollocks, felt a bit wooshey and looked like shit. apart from that, all went well and she's still alive as we speak. I'll be putting the Legal & General documents back in the cupboard.... maybe next time.

TT - listen to Freshmonkey - he's got the right idea. You'll instantly become the life and soul of the party if you turn up as a Zebra.

I love to screw big dogs

sorry to sound like Biff, but it just ain't right. not into these same sex couples adopting kids either. uuuurrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhh!!!!

Going to Norbreck next Wednesday on works do. Went last year to an 'Emergency Services Night' ??30 gets you: ??10 Bed & Breakfast ??10 Evening Dinner ??10 All you can drink bar. It's a grotty place but at ??30 you can't go wrong! :D/ the night we were there, we had police and firemen in the main dancehall on their do's. twas an excellent night.

no idea what it was called. bought Meldrew and Biff a pint in there...... but in true Its A Knockout fashion, think it was nearer a half they both got when I delivered them!

I heard its not an orginal thread, I heard that a member on here stool it from somewhere else.

excellent

who is that handsome bastard? in the background?

...and then that Nathan blind 'our Ashley' in one eye!

sent off again last night for RM. c??ck.

Rumour has it - someone has had their fingers in it. Not happy. [-(