Tonge moor green jacket

Wasn't the resident abortionist seeing to one of the female teachers?Anyhow both Mrs Hatton and Woan had huge busters, not conducive to learning much French grammar

Yoo made me miss.... I've never missed that dart board before

Agreed. Perhaps these here homing spiders from Jules' missus could be trained to become wasp destroying machines. Could sell them in garden centres

Black one by any chance? Pushed one off a drive a couple of times in the past. Soon as it snows on that hill they're sodding useless.

SSN going big on fa decision to clear Mourinho of discriminatory language. Heather Rabbats going off on one. Maybe I'm missing something, but aren't they missing the point - whether he's treated her unfairly is a different matter, and they (presumably) aren't in a position to judge. She may look for constructive dismissal etc. but that's not their remit. Feminists going ape shit don't seem to see this.

Why do you kill them when they catch so many pesky flies? Have to catch them and put them outside- maybe I'm part Buddhist

Once knew a chap that left his body to medical science. His wake was upbeat and sad at the same time. A right good send off. Bit odd not being a funeral though, as there was no body!

Must be getting old- thought hipsters were trousers. Any how there must be water cannon manufacturers with products that need testing

Age, likewise. That's if you can believe the trip computer

Had a dream a while ago that I was smacking a business man that owes me money. Woke up just in time as my first glancing blow slid if the missus

Not convinced it will go ahead. Even if it does, not sure all countries will be there or will have weakened teams

Good point.These players could request bonus payments should promotion be achieved.

Not looking good for Platini either

Indeed, quite happy at thirty quid a year at the moment

Sure they breed in my van. Forever chucking them out, but always more to replace them

With a warship on the horizon

Nigel Jemson Money grabbing workshy twat

Listened to it on five live sports extra whilst grouting my floor. Got a bit tense at the end

Just glad that football doesn't require a team to give the ball to the opposition if they've not had a shot after half a dozen passes. 2003, when Wilkinson kicked that goal was fookin brilliant. No diving around trying to get opponents sent off. Bit of respect for refs. I'm in.

Certainly a rare sight

You nearly had your wish at Manchester Airport earlier on

Jordan Ide

Simon Charlton

Massive disappointment so far. Still just another eight wickets for not many will see us home

Noticed a few chants of we only hate man utd during Tuesdays win,presumably Bolton or city. Might start again, especially if the game's crap!I'm taking the lad in the family stand, but if Steve Smith starts again then its going to be difficult to maintain child friendly opinions