Tonge moor green jacket

Wonder if he was insisting Rhodes must stay in the window? Possibly double standards if he's been making waves

Seen them before- is it a new series? Saw him in India when he talked about the habit of disposing of the dead into the river, may have given one species a taste of human...

Just a tax avoidance mechanism. Now illegal

Owen's stated his preference of British players. Highly unlikely given the nationalities within our team, however...

According to the Sun (pich of salt) 8 premier league teams are being investigated for using Employment Benefit Trusts, like Rangers, to pay overseas players. We may be safe yet if clubs around us get docked 10 points.... TMGJ clutching at straws

Should offer loyalty discount, bit like no claims bonus. 10% off, for example, after 5 years of continuously having a ticket. Give people some incentive. Think Liverpool used to do this at one time- could be wrong though

Once they've got rid of their most valuable assets, he'll be putting his boots on again

Sadly, it may be that his own apparent intransigence may leave the P45 as the only course of action

Got my Web site completed; now need to get some paper based advertising materials. Anyone off here do them, or can anyone recommend a decent place to get them done. Checked out a few on the internet, and there's some variation in price, quality etc. Any ones to avoid etc. Thanks in advance

Didn't see it all- fell asleep That may or may not tell you all you need to know

City fans moaning like fook last season at our prices for them. "Why should we pay more than the home fans?" was their moan. They failed to grasp that they weren't, our categorised price scheme just meant that any bugger going that day would pay more than when we played Fulham. May be payback for that though.

Well done Too many times on the calculator at school

It was typical over hyped American documentary, Like the car chase videos: show the same crash 15 times

How many people go and see the local hoodlum with a serious medical condition. Incidentally, no deaths have ever been redorded due to metoerite strikes on a person. So when asteroid no. 3.141592654 comes hurtling towards earth- no worries!

He's still around? How's he doing?

Better technique than our Kev

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I know that now, she was the one, As soon as I has kissed her. Alas, not you, my dearest love, T'was a quick one with your sister!

4-4-2 The future!-prick If you must play this at least keep the feckin backbone (Muamba and NRC) Why did it take 45 minutes+ to see it wasn't working. WHAT A TOTAL COCK

Predictable. Shite

Remember the Birmingham pub bombings. On the news a few days later, it showed a leaflet made by the police requesting help. On the cover was a picture of a charred body- couldn't make much out as it was charred. As a kid it became fixed in my memory and scared me shitless for ages. Can see it now as I type. Too many others to mention- like spider said Beslan was horrible- with news reporter in the studio shitting herself thinking the reporter at the scene had been shot. As for watching people get their heads lopped off; was strong enough NOT to watch it, thank fook

What have George Michael and the Costa Condordia got in common... They both had their bottom ripped while out on the cruise

Pens on the way?

If they don't go for Harry, or he turns it down, who will be your Englishman?