Tonge moor green jacket

Suppin' with my dad- two great brits

He did go onto the pitch though, and his presence there and in the ambulance would have been invaluable if required- should give him a medal for his efforts

What a day yesterday was. Got home to in the afternoon to learn my brother had been rushed to hospital with heart problems- this after playing football! Then a few minutes later Fabrice fell. Bro's o.k. now- a strange event caused an irregular and rapid heart rate Now it's your turn Fabrice, sod football, keep fighting and get well.

It's strange how schools etc and generally in the media there seems to be general agreement that 'discussing' matters of the flesh early in a kid's life is beneficial- yet we are one of the worst places in Europe for teenage pregnancies etc. Im no expert but to my mind we seem to overload kids with facts, when they don't have the experience/maturity to utilise the facts correctly. Not an anti-youth statement, just from observations. Is it that wrong to leave young uns to grow at their own pace, and enjoy finding things out for themselves without pressurising them with constant bombardments from all angles? Mine's too young at the moment, but I guess in your situation, I'd have to have the condom chat- better to have tried than regret not doing later

Lads primary school had some kids involved in a bump on motorway last year- he wasn't involved but I was relucatant to let him go on the next trip

That noise- bit like a low hum that gets lower in pitch as you slow down? That 'new' tyre- is the tread on an angle as opposed to perpendicular or running around the tyre? Happened to us, wondered what it was, service garage could find nowt. Then a neighbour pointed out that that such tyres can cause this noise, and as it only started after having them fitted, it made sense- though god knows why

She's currently doing battle with dealer for a 'contribution'

Citroen- but VWs, peugeot also suffering apparently- anyone who uses BOSCH injectors

The Mrs got an engine management light recently, and it went into limp mode in the outside lane! ?987 for 3 fooked fuel injectors. Ouch. Apparently quite common with Bosch injectors- they fook up about 3 months outside your warranty. Increasingly seen in HDi engines Word from the garage was to avoid too much supermarket fuel

One was a forward Other was inside forward

If that second point really is true, then we should pull out forthwith. Remember seeing a report once where the Taliban had slaughtered a group of school girls and their teacher. For going to school. Beyond belief

Sometimes do chopped worm and caster as feed- can be very effective. (Was once told this was good at Bradshaw's too) Do feel a bit guilty though, as like my brother once said, tend to regard worms as something of a higher life-form than maggots. As for slime- bream do leave a trail somewhat akin to certain body fluids

Sod- must renew mine! Think the weather is o.k. for Friday, but might be as well borrowing a brollie. Fookin shite sitting there pissed wet through. Dunno where you're going, or what your aiming for, but I enjoy catching roach at this time of year, before other bigger fish get really get going

I make loads of fruit and vegetable wine. Some's shite, most is o.k., some is excellent. And while it's not really stronger than normal wine, It does give me a worse headache

Lad wanted to get it off his chest Better than smashing up cars etc. Was a bit of an essay, but covered most people's opinions

He may have lost heavily on some far eastern market with a goal not being given

Coyle seemingly will settle for a good effort. Not a bad starting point, but for far too many games there's been a lack of that. Why should it change now?

One of my biggest disappointments was not quite being able to sell one to an Arsenal fan - he was interested, but his mates wanted to go for a pint!

We thought it was. Just. a blade or two of grass maybe. It's like the cricket replays apparently showing catches not being taken before touching the ground. Sometimes players' reactions say it all, even in the heat of the moment, and the mon puching his fist into the air clearly felt it was.

That was a try. Robbed

Slash their tyres first, then call the old bill. At least they can't disappear before plod gets there. UTTER CUNTS

But you could order a skip and have it dropped at the end of your drive. If the fooker wants his car back- pay for the skip to be collected

Should have guessed from the name but I did wonder if this was going to be about muff....

What is it with British fighters and the Brothers Grim. Just giving them all the amo they need. According to the radio, Del boy's lucky to still be allowed to fight

This might help http://www.allabouttabletennis.com/african-table-tennis.html