Tonge moor green jacket

Was already for going last year, when the weather forced that bloody bowl off; that was worse than penalties. Freddy's almost 100 (at Derby?) was truly astonishing and a few preformances like that could well see a trophy

I'm amazed that we have to rely on Kenyans to grow feckin peas.

Father-in-law once ordered a bottle of wine with his grub. As he poured it out- thought I better tell them 'bout the 3 inch feckin spider that flowed into the glass- must have died happy.

Don't touch British Gas. Did mine with Bradshaw's a few years ago- around 60% of BG price, with thermostatic valves too!

Can't go a week, (usually daily) without being pebble dashed with dog shit. Occaionally the odd cat will provide a bit of welcome variation. You can clean the bits you can see in the wing mirror, but there's usually one piece that's less projectile-ly challenged that lands on top of head or down by the chucky-hole somewhere. Getting on the lips, well... trying to blow/spit it off just leaves you dribbling/frothing like like a rabbid animal and unable to wipe it as hands are often covered and it smears... Fookin' great!

A tad harsh on the little Korean; he's been playing for 13 months without a break- and does appear fooked. Sadly, he'll be at the world cup and isn't going to get as much rest as prehaps he needs.

Whilst I wouldn't disagree, I do feel that better movement, technique and finishing and in some quarters aggression from the front men, might suddenly make midielders appear more creative.

Think it shows how desparate we are for decent front players. We need at least 2 new ones for next year.

We only have Chelsea left to play, and as we are not safe, the more teams involved in the title run-in, the better. Eg Arsenal to beat Wolves, and a draw between the others would do nicely.

Stunning

Andrew Lloyd Webber is too write a sequel to Evita. The musical will feature the song "Don't scar for me Argentina"

Wait till you see the crotchless shorts

Walker and McGinlay for me- a synergistic pairing. Watched them re-united (at Super's testimonial ?) and immediately they clicked together. Don't know if you can really coach that level of mutual understanding, or does a good manager just see two players that may well gell together?

Spot on. The bloke is a complete dullard. If Spitting image was still on, he'd be the new John Major, sat there with his wife over dinner, toying with his peas

Will he look like Tevez after? Maybe an Argy thing

Recently took my 5 year old to a couple of games; coke, treats and a few crayons and paper. Not easy though, wriggling around, sliding under seats etc. Didn't help that the games were cack, but, even in a game like United, with a lot of tension there's no excuse for that behavior from a supposed grown man- we were all kids once. I remember kids kicking around at the bottom of the terrace: you could watch them and still see the game, but that's gone now. Consequently I'll not take mine back for a good while, hopefully he'll want in again as he gets older, but if not that's football's loss Incidentally, if it were me, I'd have been sorely tempted to chin the bastard there and then; you should be medalled for not doing

"Could do with some fishing equipment this year love" hint, hint..... Not quite sure how you catch fish with a jigsaw!! Incidentally, what's the bloody point of those stupid keys on 18/21st birthday cards!

Too many points/audience questions- nothing got properly debated David gold- I believe in cutting prices, but I don't mind ripping folk off when the opportunity arises

Difficult to make a judgement off that video Get well soon

He did some great PE sessions though Mrs Hatton had great tits

Heard a comment- that the Blackburn long balls were sticking and not comming back as quick as the Bolton one's. This after being told none of Blackburn's defence were over 6 feet tall and consisted of 3 full backs and a midfielder.

Should be getting that from the captain at least- but it's not happening Invertibrates have for backbone than that. Please Owen, don't come out saying we created lots of chances etc- say what we can see- ITS SHITE; and to any players that don't want to bother, sod off!

Spot on; Contractors etc get away with fookin murder on Council work (not just roads, roofers etc)- the hidden costs to the council (and ultimately the public) must be enormous

Should give a discount based on number of years you've had a ST. Bit like a no-claims discount. Rewards loyalty

Athy- doubt I'd ever be able to put behind me those 'slappings'. My ex gaffer told me about his son- just a young teenager out on his own one Saturday, going about his business, not a footy fan. Happened to be at Victoria Stn. when a load of Bolton fans arrived for the match. Smashed the lads face, if I remember rightly some damage to his eyes. Fookin' well 'ard eh? If anyone had reason to hate BWFC et al, he did. But he didn't- he was a top fella- perhaps could see the shock and embarassment on my face when he told me. I don't hate any club- just want to beat them when we play. It's just certain individuals that spoil it.