MickyD

Jazza was a poster who met a Romanian. We all genuinely thought she was going to rip him off, take his money, kill him and sell his internal organs, etc. She didn’t.

And they all lived happily ever after.

Anne Widdecombe gone

My FS is now letting me down a bit. It’s a @lamblamb one and worked well until recently. Now it works sporadically; India v England in women’s cricket, no problem, PSG v Arsenal, not a chance! Any advice? Oh, advice needed in words of two syllables or fewer; I really am a technophobe! Alternatively, @barryk32, kettle’s on.

Their previous national anthem was “My country, ‘it’s of thee…” to the same tune of “God save the king/queen.” USA are to UK’s national anthems what Wigan are to Bolton’s former players!

Dick van Dyke Tommy Cannon Jimmy Tarbuck

Any news?

A bigger crowd for tug-of-war than normal Wigan Athletic home games!

Biddy Baxter former Blue Peter producer

Isn’t that one of the positives of GMCL? A good 2nd XI would be in the same league as a 1st XI

For clarity, I shouted from far enough away from him (whoever the particular ‘him’ was) so I could see him turn around (he never did) and either introduce myself or just ignore him.

https://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/25215769.ccm-motorcycles-bolton-enters-administration/

Just gone out of business about a month ago. My boss (the guy whose scooter collection I’ve pictured and sent you) has his unit next door but one to the now empty CCM unit.

I’ve been to away games and shouted, “Alreet Rudy?” at random Bolton supporting mixed race lads to see if I got a reaction. I never did.

Weren’t the little red insects Cochineal? The red food colouring which every mum in the country had a bottle of back in the day but nobody used.