MickyD

Weren’t the little red insects Cochineal? The red food colouring which every mum in the country had a bottle of back in the day but nobody used.

A friend and former colleague is a former motorbike racer and now has his own team. He’s very upset about this incident but, to be honest, he’s probably lost his fair share of friends and acquaintances who have died taking part in the sport they loved. He lurks on here as well but never did tell me who his alter-ego was.

I was standing level with 18 yard box behind the goals and saw the ball cross the line. The bald liner flagged waving the flag above his head and (presumably) pressing his buzzer and also (presumably) talking on his intercom. He ha a fairly clear view behind the goal line so (imo) flagged to say the ball had crossed the line (which it had). In effect, he gave the goal based on the position of the ball, not how it got there.

Did I mention I was looking for one more ticket?

She’s got two sorted now. Anywhere near as weird as a Bolton fan being a Liverpool fan?

Morecambe, you say? This parent didn’t have a bushy white beard, did he? Maybe goes by the name of Santa?

Anyone able to get a couple of tickets? Daughter is doing Hyrox on 13th March which is same day. Cheers.

So the premium ESL seats aren’t actually the most sought after?

Michael O'Sullivan - Jockey

I'm looking for two tickets if anyone over ordered in order to make sure they went to the right folk rather than big game glory boys.

If I see @miamiwhite, I’ll give him a shout.

There are lots of things folk believe that most sane folk don’t. You don’t need to be particularly religious to believe there may be life after death. On the timeline of everything, a lifetime is next to sweet fuck all. Folk ask what is the point of living for such a relatively insignificant time if your start and end dates and the bit in between are all you get? I’d like to think if there was life after death, my old man would be giving me clues about the EuroLottery numbers by now. He’s been dead 18 years and I thing £30 is the most I’ve ever won!

Do conventional missiles and electronic weapons come with Best Before dates on them? Surely Trump could ask his armed services to have a look in their stock to see what’s coming up to or just past that date.

No. Do you want your roof fettling?

Is there another one due any time soon?