bolton_blondie

Just back from pictures after watching gladiator 2. I fucking loved it. Now I want to go to Rome. Also I’d climb Paul Mescal like a tree. That is all.

I’m fine. 3 year old is being a knob and fleecing the old biddy blind.

Nearly had to do a full set of obs on her, she was flapping that much!

Some owd dear who shouldn’t be driving crashed into the back of my car with me and my son in on Sunday. She got ‘confused’. Bet her fucking insurance was around £4 a year. I don’t have time to be fucking about with cars 😩

Alma’s not normal is fucking heart breaking at times. When you’re involved with addicts in your personal life especially.

Nah, he had an opinion and aired it. Shock horror.

The thing is he won’t. Fucking fanny has a paddy if people call him shit.

He’s not gonna shag you pal.

Gonna ban my Dad from twitter 🙄😂😂

Cracking first match for the lad 🙄 even he was booing 😂

My boy can do no wrong.

So I have decided to take my son to his first match on Saturday. I may regret this as he’s only 3 and bounces off the fucking walls all day. Rucksack full of bribery snacks, I will be reet. Welcome to a lifetime of heart ache lad. Anyone remember their first match?

Got tickets for the Friday. He’s getting the rimming of his life for this

Little lad has not long turned 3 and seems keen with his football. When’s best to get his involved with a team? Don’t want him being weird and riding skateboards and shite.

IAMIN. Might have to sell the house.