bolton_blondie

😂😂😂😂😂

He would have done if given the chance.

Yes. Either that or he used boot polish

Ok maybe not anything 🙄

I know all the truths, ask me a question and I will give you an answer. EVERYTHING was a big old porkie.

Christ knows. It’s like crack for fatties.

Usually go for a jalfrezi. Don’t think that’s the best option tonight.

Going Archari tonight with the girls, never been before. Any suggestions that aren’t gonna make me wanna go home and sleep after? I wanna drink after too.

We don’t claim him as our own.

He’s from Little Lever. Seen him lots of times on my daughter’s playground collecting a relative of his in his hot pants. He’s no harm. Remember lads, it’s not gay unless you push back.

Fuck. Reading this made me well up. I’m glad you’re doing better. I also feel like I’m coming out the other side. Medicated to buggery like, but I no longer cry or lose my shit to the people I love the most. I’ve learnt I can’t control everything. What will be will be. As long as my kids and close family are happy, I crack on and let all the others make their own mistakes in life.

Really can’t be arsed with this tonight.

Foo fighters, green day and Kendal calling so far this year. He doesn’t know about the last one yet.

This story made me sob. With a two year old Lad myself I just can’t imagine how scared he must have been. I was reading an interview with the ‘mother’. She hadn’t been in contact with her son since before Christmas I think it said. I don’t know about you but my kids go to their dads every other weekend and I can’t imagine going 24hrs without speaking to them never mind two weeks. A little boy was let down massively by adults that should have been caring for him. This shouldn’t be happening in this day and age. Heartbreaking.

Home made chicken tikka vindaloo tonight made by the DMB. Best put toilet rolls in fridge.

Well from what I can see it’s snowed here. Carry on with the piss taking and I will be getting my pitch fork out.

Fuck off 😂😂😂

Me laddo sorted for his day at nursery 👍🏻

From what I saw he was being a selfish prick

Cracking darts that! Wonder if he likes an older woman?! 😂😂

Join the secret curry club on Facebook if you’re on it.

That als kitchen is why I now have a kitchen with every spice known to man now.

Mr Naga pickle from house of raja. Goodness me. One teaspoon in a curry is all you need. Bloody tasty stuff.

Licence is deffo gone. His wife has sold his works van. Prick never paid fella for a foreigner he did so I hope he’s getting bummed in the showers

Fellas mate just got 18 weeks inside for being caught drink driving after he’s already been banned for doing it before. What a shame. Bellend.