jules_darby

Was out last night freeloading so had a quiet one at my folks' place for my nephew's 12th birthday We had burgers bbq'd in the rain by my old man, garden tennis, football in the lounge, a cake made from a cookie and grand theft auto on his playstation; how fucking violent and rude is that by the way?! Anyway I'm home now and shagged, but tonight's been better than 90% of ale sessions Who needs beer?!

Status Quo You're in the army now Woah woah, in (her up to) your army now (well they look like they drafted soldiers in )

Ah but what you're missing is that Elmander was scoring in a confident, winning side Studger was scoring in a side that was desperate for those goals - we were less confident and on a worse run You cannot compare like for like Totally agree with the comment on Elmander's ethic, but I know which of the two I'd rather have and it isn't the Swede

I really want a KFC now

Randomly in my head, whilst sat in the office this afternoon Not heard it for years And haven't heard any music all day Pizzaman - Trippin' on Sunshine from early 90's Where the bollocks has that come from?!

friend......football friend bus wankers

Traf I'm as you know, I'm a very amateur gambler So what does the points thing mean?

Zico has a good story from our trip to Hamburg......

Actually Biff I'm a bit like Ricardo - I have 2 1/2 legs

Say what? SPAG

Yep...... It's just you

And me Agreeing with Cassie too much at the moment I sicken myself

I honestly think that if Sturridge does take a "step down" and is sold to a non top 6 club (including Spurs and City in that & the usual 4 due to their buying power) I believe that the buying club will subsequently sell him at a profit BUT I don't think we could afford to put all of our eggs in one basket like that Shame

Jussi to start with But there should be competition from Bogdan

It's been mentioned on here before years ago - think it was Bigtoe: Stephen Fry or Paul Merton or someone of that ilk was asked, what is the definition of countryside? they answered......Murdering Piers? Morgan

We label it lots of things Dilligence Professional Pride Getting the job done Many public sector workers I've come across call it "slave labour" or work out how much per hour it would be etc etc What a wanky, lazy, half arsed culture that is But then it's 10:15am and I'm on here

That's 2 things cocker Is the 3rd the ball perchance?

Sorry to hear that Best of luck Stay to the end and be a model professional You never ever know who you may stumble across in the future Then go the pub and get larruped! edit - beat me to it SuperJohn!

The Father Ted one is fucking brilliant And that's one of the Simpsons' best lines; "I don't even believe in Jebus" My personal favourite Partridge line (which could have it's own thread) I'm going nowhere Lynn......quite literally, I'm on the ring road. 3rd time round. I've just been into B&Q for a bag of tungsten tipped screws. Never gonna use 'em........never gonna use 'em.

But isn't too clever if you can't afford it There's the problem FFS And judging by the state of much of the public sector services; if that's the cream of today's British folk then we may aswell close the UK and fuck off elsewhere* * No offence to Frankie S and BB etc, it's a generalisation

Brilliant away day But Remember Fulham away at Loftus Rd when we went 1 up in the first few minutes and then got battered

Good venue for darts is that No J, I was talking about Old Trafford

Joss Stone Hmmmmmmmm I wouldn't kill her But, that faux American accent she developed a couple of years ago meant she was rather annoying But then I would fuck her The balanced jury therefore says, a bumming but make it dry Case closed

....is full of shit, hence him being a DMB However, his missus works at the Rat Pit so he occasionally gets decent info from there - not always I hasten to add Anyway, he reckons, contrary to newspaper reports, that there is an interest in Wes Brown from us and he's potentially up for it Could be bollocks, but it'd be rude not to share the tittle tattle As you were fucksticks

I did some in York, but I got it totally wrong - if I went on the nose it came 3rd etc I'll be having a few tonight but no power drinking...and there's food at the do I'm at, so the eating is cheating rule that oft leads to my downfall will not be in effect!