Deluxe people carrier booked
Complete with reclining seats , pop up bar & air fryer .
Reality .
Big bazz's cheapo van from Daubhill, possibly taxed . Built for 8 but 12 at a push . Apparently picking up from the Albion 8.35
Doesn't understand sat nav, so can we provide a map with the required route highlighted in pink crayon .
No toilet breaks , so considering the average age of our group , empty coke bottles will be provided.
£195 for the day .
This could be epic.