BOWTUN BAKED

Or we could go back to 4-2-3-1 The move that got us promoted from league 2, certainly have the personnel for it

Odds on Evatt going?

First train of many! COYFWM! See you pisscans & not rights in that there Laaaahndan!

That's a great signing for Stockport! Definitely a major upgrade on the Fat prick. I hope Morley's loan deal works out for him & ultimately us. He hasn't kicked on as well as I'd hoped, his development seems to have stalled, hopefully regular minutes will do him good. Can still Vic going unfortunately, which is a shame as he's looking fitter & better than last season, also had a good preseason. Probably an unpopular prediction but I can see Dan doing alright this season if he plays left of a front 3. He's not an outright forward but think he could be handy further out wide running at defenders rather than his back to goal.

Pay on day announced?

They're definitely not your usual Lonsdales!

He wasn't shit when he took over from injured Baxter, folk forget Baxter's back line was also injured!

Oh no! When I opened it, there was that much mold, it jumped out & ran across the kitchen tops! Proper upset, it was a cherry one, my favourite! Took months of counselling to get over it!

That time I forgot about the yoghurt at the back of the fridge & it went out of date!

Relax everyone We'll piss it. EI EI EI O ...

Does wood more good. It's instead of his viagra!

You just know it's going to be Barnsley in the next round! 🙄

Today or in general?

🎶 All the Taffy's fuck their Mothers, All the Taffy's fuck their Brothers, All the Taffy's fuck each otheeer! Fuck off back to Wales 🎶