Carlos

You should work in the ticket office with such a gift for writing confusing pricing structures.

Get people who aren't mentally retarded to staff the car parks and refreshment kiosks. Cage fighting with the orange warriors versus the yoof, Police not allowed to step in. Publicly accepting they've got virtually every aspect of the match day experience wrong. Free hot vimto in winter.

Guimaraes are looking good for next season. I might go and support the Macedons against the Jocks though.

Some people will be at home there.

Morris Green.

Fcuking ding dong, your miserable c?nts. Watching BWFC v Fulham in Thailand or a cold Weds night in January at the Freezebok?

I'm fcuking sick of them already and quite happy I'm not going. Remind them; 10 points and the fcuked it up and we're all going on a European tour.

Without Europe, friendlies abroad are the future.

I wish I'd gone to the friendly in Setubal too.

Don't even f?cking dream of coming on here asking for help when your PC is more riddled than a Shiffnall Whore.

Been to them all except... the first United away as I was only 7, Arsenal in the Cup as I was a poor student and Wrexham away, although I went in the cup that season.

Exactly. I'm expecting Newcastle to play that way tomorrow.

Agreed. I hope he dies of a random nasty disease.

RV is a Scientologist

The club have always arranged games for 14th Feb, regardless.

It clearly has 4-4-2 written all over it. We can't play 4-3-3 as we don't have 3 forwards at the moment.

I hope that oliverbwfc93 dies of Leukemia.

Eidur v Wimbledon.

Went the other day, they had NO BEER

Phillips, and I thought Newcastle were a joke club!

I suggest the Ginger One tells him to Feck Orf then.

Can we stop droning on about Everton FFS.

Joke. Club.

Mine says it expires in June 2008. I suspect many won't renew, myself amongst them.

It's a league with little money in, our offer is huge for a club the size of AZ.