Dr Faustus

Yesterday was no different- 14 a side at one point 😂 personally had a stinker, hit the post when I should’ve scored… the lad wasn’t even a twinkle in my eye on that pic, but he played outfield and bagged. i can’t move… first time in 4 months, but we go again- tomorrow is another potential start 😂

Two stints in hospital was ok, feeling like I needed to remember to breathe wasn’t fuck me, work went mental- given a work for a public sector union, every fucker decided to join up before they got furloughed. The lad missed a couple of trips abroad with football that he’ll never get back… and we’ll never know how sweet Keith’s onions could’ve been

save time preparing a sunday roast by going out and not giving a fuck.

its now 4 months to the day; still aches, not full movement, but better... Sunday a few reprobates off this pic are getting together as one lad has sadly passed; lets see if I can ping a ball. Moving office soon to Angel Square in Mcr- comes with own gym, so gonna use PureGym short term... will add current weight and dimensions later, and review in a month

massively regretted the following day

I went to college with one of them- Kit clocked him at this https://northernrestaurantandbar.co.uk/ event yesterday up there with kids being born and Wembley as far as days out go 😄

The lad has a clean sheet for the U15s v Bolton last night and was named on the bench for U18s this afternoon… didn’t get on, but still good experience; semi final of the cup

Super Mosque, someone smarter than me can surely superimpose it into the Sacha Baron Cohen sketch?

had one for about a fortnight; missus desperate for it, grand picasso, semi auto... gearbox was goosed, found out on the motorway when wouldnt get out of second

defo a woman driver

its mad how much i equally love and hate grassroots; its the greatest game, loved by all... but then it turns so ugly so quickly; seen it all over the weekend- U10s abandoned due to a fight, U6s scoring first goal, U11s girls getting me in a TikTok, managers being off their beak... its crazy

No gloves to throw? 😄

Coaxed the missus into watching Mississippi Burning. Don’t think we’ve both cried since Titanic. I lost my soul circa 1998

Limp Bizkit looked on fire last night… might try and blag one for Saturday

Pom running that now 1. Proper tough one… gonna stay England- Stone Roses in York more of a bar, but The Bluff in Hayle is just breathtaking; just the vibe (on hols) and the view 😍 2. The Shammy; fucking love the place- I leave my balls in the disabled storeroom/toilet… my happy place; I can wind folk up, be wound up, but regulars are absolute sound. Don’t drink pints per se, but a double JD is £4.40, can of coke £1.40- so for me just under a fiver a time. 3. After a weekend in Amsterdam we had an hour or so to kill. My throat felt like Ghandis flip flop; ended up in a boozer adjacent to Damrak, near the station. Wooden panels, smartly dressed staff, nice and quiet; a world away from the chaos and debauchery that surrounded. A pint of Amstel; felt as fresh as the river itself… I remember the barman’s tied sleeves manoeuvring the glass… that golden nectar flowed, caressing the surface- bubbles bouncing back. He took a palette knife to remove the excess… he then slid a slice of heaven towards me Honourable mention to LH con club for the only decent pint of Fosters I’ve ever had- same weekend we played Sheffield Wednesday and Inter Milan in friendlies- @Big E was in his lesbian haircut days