Bea Smith

its for men who dont feel like they are the boss of their own home. Therefore this makes them feel tough!!! Kind of object to my 6 year old playing it, he,ll be suspended from school soon for shouting ' shut the f**k up bitch nigger' 8-[ The game is well thought out and is fun, but for someone like me who cant stand violence / blood/ its a no go-oer( but no.....that doesnt mean im stopping going to footie!!)

boys boys.........pack it in squabbling..........youre grown up now :-s

Yes, it was the Penis queue, when God was handing out the cocks. pussy. :-s there was a pussy queue as well???????? i mustve been at the back, ive got balls instead

Presumably he'd be bigger than a mere megalo then and have a killer-bite

ths c family will be at the bonfire, no footy as totally skint after having new bathroom suite. i seem to recall horwich offering free beer to w ways folk............ im taking you up on that offer!!!! ( any vodka?)

church

oh gawd no...........................scary flashback..........spazzy darren trying to snog me in the fox and stork...............years later.................still suffering from insomnia........................

......i always read upside down little girl, that way i cant be held responsible for any fucks ups, cos i just say 'hey.., i never read that memo !!!!!'

Rings O:) arse bottom

that mean swhen jay flies out i only need to give him 4.50 spending money!!!!!!!! yyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssss, ill be able to afford a gigalo soon !!

go to the match travis, it cant be missed, just do whatever she wants for a few days, butter her up a bit!!! then ill send her photo texts of you shit faced, mooning and generally being stupid, !!

ears

shut up make up boy. wanna see the pictures ian ?? they're.........................enlightening.................

that mean you're buying my ticket then ??

tell ya what northampton, lets give jay 4 bottles and he wont notice !!!

fat

its a tried and tested method by some people on here :-# 8-[ Alibob - at risk of becoming the WW bike after 4 bottles of wine dont worry ali !! i'll look after you at the xmas do......... ;dd and are you saying you can drink 4 BOTTLES?, jeees im gonna be a tip. 4 glasses is enough for me.perhaps you could look after me instead??

cyclops

going home with a puppy in my school bag, that i had 'found' tied to a lamp-post. mum let me keep it, but i was rollocked when she discovered years later that id actually got the puppy off my friends mum. i knew mum wouldnt let me have a dog, so i blagged it.

Trail blazer

slug

very mysteriously vague zico !!

pig, ive been dieting, dont call me big!!!

taking my tommy gun

poo