That sentient Google AI thing will be managing the Isle Of Man team who will be in the Championship thanks to its prowess and unlimited funds from China, who sensibly kept well out of WWIII.
Ted Undies will be posting "name the ground" questions based on 6 pixels and a quote from Alvin Stardust's debut album.
Bolton will have proudly wrestled the title "highest ground in the country" from WBA thanks to the new "Rivington Pikes Lane" built up Winter Hill, with the slope playing to our advantage.
The 2034 World Cup will awarded to Moon Base 1, thanks to an underhand bid from NASA.
The COVID 21 pandemic means that the Champions League will be played behind closed doors in the Antarctic. Captainmed attends with snow shoes, crampons and a ladder.