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SatanGreavsie

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  1. That's a great idea for extra sanctions on a team done for financial issues!
  2. LW should change his username to Aaron! Hope the new fella does the bizzo anyhow.
  3. Yeh but Max who used the moider phrase was played by Lionel Stander. So maybe Messi wants to get his teeth into management??
  4. Turdy Nowak one for th'owd 'uns) Logney Marsh (ditto) Gary Squirtles (again - what was about 70s footballers?). Runny Rosenthal Jurgen Plop Constipation Boutsianis (one for Bolty there) Andrex Kanchelskis Shaun Floater and yon mon Mario Turdó - Wikipedia
  5. I did wonder that
  6. By Aston Villa U21s
  7. If we did get there, be interesting to see how many went compared to the Plymouth game.
  8. Nah, you missed out there mate as queue was faster than you'd have thought. Fucking belting, melt in yer mouth freshly cooked. Should have have just fucked off after that to be honest. Classier and better value for money than owt on the pitch.
  9. Just on the brandy to try to defrost. Comes to summat when the highlight of the day was the pork barm from that wagon before the game. Top notch, but downhill from then on - to say the fucking least.
  10. was going to ask as well as only ever trained it before. I know this reply doesn't help 🙂
  11. Wait until you see the Faroes mob - you'll be in a grindadráp before you know it.
  12. Someone tell him that Rockall is a strategically vital North Atlantic base that he can have for as little as £2B. "Trump Rockall" sounds a great hotel. Secluded, nice views and a great driving range.
  13. and just seen that a week or two after that first one, we played in a game where, for the first time, a player refused to play on a sunday for religious reasons. footballsite - Sunday football is introduced into the Football League.
  14. or of the month, but they were in the Cup. Cambridge Oldham was the very first.
  15. Serious question for once, and apologies if it's been done another thread. But looking at one football forum today started a dive in the rabbit hole of the Online Safety Act coming into play in a few months. From Sunderland forum Unless something changes in the Online Safety Act that is, as it is due to take full effect in March 2025. RTG despite being relatively small falls foul of the majority of the conditions and continuing to provide the service will simply not be practical with the resources we have (both people and monetary wise). In a nutshell, we have to do lots of risk assessments before that date, have lots of written procedures in place to deal with them, delete any content which is illegal, but also have a complaints process in place so that anyone who complains about their content being removed has that addressed promptly. We will also have to prevent children accessing the platform and put age verification measures in place and will have to scan uploaded content to check it isn't harmful. There is a whole lot more to it than that but hopefully you get the idea - it will all just be too onerous. The potential fine for not complying is up to £18 million or 10% of company turnover whichever is greater. RTG - The end of the forum is nigh | RTG Sunderland Message Boards A Boro site raises issues though sort of downplays the a bit. So what's the actual thingy going on? Are we fined £18M if Cheese offers Bolty out by the club shop, Gonzo shows the cover of "A Fistful of Doggers" or an MP gets slagged off? Are football forums about to be killed off by the Online Safety Act? | Page 4 | FMTTM
  16. Same image but in a later programme they put Neil McNab's face in. No photoshop back then so they clearly just cut out a pic and stuck it on and re-photographed!
  17. He can fuck off, and he can take that other "Johnny come lately" Parbold Hill with him as well. Cunts. There's only room for one Master of Northern Romance and, as we've seen before (Bolton News "Most Wanted" passim), anyone getting in Rivington's way will get sliced. He's The Daddy.
  18. "Oh Mister Darcy" she blushed "You're smelling my hair, how romantic. Does it remind you of roses? Of that garden... you know the one...the first time we...my very first time..." "Thing is, I'm checking for nits love. Summat's been crawling round my knackers for a bit now, and it's either them or your cousin's crabs". "Oh Mister Darcy" she gasped, "tomorrow we should visit my great aunt at Bellingham House and take in the nearby church of St Jude's. I shall capture them both in oils for eternity!" "Aye love, but if I may be so bold, in truth the house is designed in a somewhat unimaginative style … while the gardens are a distinctly mediocre effort from Capability Brown. Not one of his best. Besides which, your sister asked me to visit her stables tomorrow, and she'd show me how to rub a fetlock until all the stiffness is gone". "But Mister Darcy, my one and only love, relationships surely invariably involve some quid pro quo , do they not?". "Well I'm 2/3 of the way there love; paid a quid for a pro last month. Should have been ten bob but she charged extra to take her teeth out. Funnily enough I bumped into your Papa - he was coming out as I was going in, if you see what I mean". "Oh Mister Darcy, I'm afraid I don’t get your drift". "Yes, it was snowing that day come to think of it. Anyway, as for the last bit, Quo, I’ll ask my Italian tailor Snr Rossi about it – you know, the one who gets us the laudanum capsules and "whatever you want". If nothing else it’ll put an idea in his head for future generations." "Oh Mister Darcy" she gasped "On this, our wedding day, you have your boat docked just over there. What a memorial to your explorations and a sign of romantic travels to come for us! Despite his increasing deafness, Papa did so enjoy his chat with you yesterday, especially regarding your recent European adventures. He said something about you catching a gondolier in Venice, and you getting a clap. The bystanders must have appreciative; how thrilling! " "I think he misheard chuck. Which reminds me, did you get me that bottle of Dr.Dose's Gentleman's Poultice from the apothecary yesterday? Me nuts are on fire". "Oh Mister Darcy" she gasped, "that lake looks so romantic but I vouchsafe it smells rather unwholesome". "Sorry love that was just me. That caviar jalfrezi at his Lordship's last night has taken its toll". "Oh Mister Darcy" she blushed "We are both people of this world, you must not be embarrassed. The say horses sweat, gents perspire but ladies gently glow. Well it’s the same for other things too; horses fart, men break wind and women... gently exude". "Aye love, but the thing is I've followed through big time. Look, If you take my soiled apparel to Mrs Watson she’ll wash them. She owes me anyway after I found her giving the verger a noshing over the font at St Jude's. I’ll wash myself off down in the lake. Me slowly wading out of it in the misty sunshine will be like that bloke on the - what was it now, er televisual box or summat - in the future that the clairvoyant we visited in the Summer told us about". "Alan Titchmarsh?" "Aye that's the fella" "Tosh, if may be so bold, Mister Darcy, I don't believe in all that clairvoyant rubbish. Why only yesterday a palm reader told me I would be jilted by the love of my life". "Gypsy Betty? Oh I don't know, there's summat in it; when I went last week she put her palm to good use and predicted a happy ending. She was bob on with that to be fair".
  19. Ray Howfen Darren Chequerbent Standish Collymore
  20. We could have a WW acca. Like they say, "where there's dead, there's bread". I'm a thick cunt though, so I'd include me and wouldn't be around to collect my winnings.
  21. I'll just be in a nursing home watching it a puddle of my own piss. Bit like last Euros when I found out you could still order Kestrel Superstrength online
  22. Not fussed; I'll just be happy to still be alive in 2034!
  23. Who remembers "Bag it and bin it; that way we'll win it"?
  24. Can't add owt to that. But as Casino said, just shout if there's even a chance someone here can help somehow.
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