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I can't see what the big deal is with Clickgate. Everyone getting up on their high horse and saying it's just not cricket makes me laugh. The click is irrelevant in my book. I don't know how loud you can click your fingers but I can't make the sound travel the length of a cricket wicket up to where the retired local butcher is standing. If anything you have got to look at the umpiring. He didn't hear anything so he was conned into making a decision by everyone who appealed. And I reckon that sort of shit goes on at every village green in the country. I've seen some of the all time great teams and players pile the pressure on the umps for catches when the ball never hit the bat or glove.

A good chance I won't bother.

The pub option. I can't believe that I'm thinking about it. Uber drivers will be licking their lips too.

I've just seen the disallowed Croatian goal. Totally inconclusive. Utterly ridiculous decision to make with certainty. Kane's no pen decision and the disallowed German goal from a corner are a couple of decisions that the process has failed on.

We'll top the group. Job done. Ghana gave us a wake up call which will help us in the next round. Spain couldn't beat Cape Verde ffs! ICH!

Very few assists are better than this one for a late, late winner.

Utterly ridiculous isn't it! The ultimate in the sporting world and most stadiums are going to be like the Etihad.

Top Secret with Val Kilmer. I forgot this film ever existed. I came across it on Netflix last night. It came out before the Naked Gun films and is very much like them. If you liked Gun and Police Squad then I reckon you'll like this. It gets 👍👍👍 ¾ out of 5 from Undies.

I just clicked on one of them random first match generators. It came up with Bristol City. Personally I reckon the first match will be either Blackburn, Preston or Burnley on Friday night - YHIHF.

This one. I won't be back - adiós!

I've never been so aparthetic about a WC in my life. Even with all that accompanied the Qatar World Cup I was actually quiet up for that one. I just think this one is going to be shit.

Setting up for corners and free kicks is so time consuming. Every bastard on the pitch has to set up and be in position. Ref has a word with folk pushing and grabbing before the corner is taken. Then, more often than not, does nothing when the exact same thing happens when the ball is floated in.

I think a large proportion will be happy to just keep our noses above the waterline. But over the past 4 years we have been in, or been very close to the playoffs. That means winning (and drawing 🙄) more games than we lose. Next season that will almost certainly not be the case. Unfortunately, if just getting a foothold in the division is the priority, folk will get "grumpy" and question SS, the board and the playing staff. Next season isn't going to be pleasant compared to previous ones. Unless it goes spectacularly tits up then people need to keep their pitchforks in the barn.

Bloody loved B7 as a kid. Only 3 of the main characters are left now. Jacqueline Pearce (who played the baddie Servalan in B7) ended up working in either Sainsbury's or the COOP in Horwich, can't remember which, up to her death a few years ago.

Not on purpose but I've always well underestimated this in the past. I reckon a par figure will be 25k. IMO any less will be disappointing and we won't be massive. Closer to 30k will be a suprise.