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A couple of their age groups have merged for the season

Was once having a bit of banter with one of Walkden’s batsman. He said, ‘If you don’t shut up I will go and get my gun from the car and shoot you in the head.’ He got even more annoyed when I told him I’d seen him cycling onto the ground before we started.

Having a tail Luis Reece couldn’t trust was Westhoughtons only problem on Saturday. Nowt to do with bad umpires.

Surely Lytham weren’t 11-0

Did every LH player stay for a beer after the game?

Yes a full time job plus a pro gig. He wouldn’t of been able to do any other work while at Lancs other than a bit of coaching at clubs as a guest.

I think he has a full time job and he will get between 12-15 grand depending on how much ‘coaching’ he does

Brown will be on a decent wedge at Accy. He will score shit loads aswel.

He did half a season for us. Can’t believe clubs don’t ask previous clubs their thoughts on pros. You’d ask for references in other employment.

Hope Faisal has a good season, he’s a decent bloke. Don’t expect much from him though. More selfies than runs.

Farnworth favourites. Horwich and Social could go down.

Bottom house, Iron Street, Horwich. I was leathered and didn’t know if the Johnny was for my knob or it was her sleeping bag. Chicago Rock. My mate took her mate back, looked like Ray Parlour.

Tried to back him to be the division leading run scorer yesterday with Sky’s requestabet. They’ve still not given me a price. He’s got a point to prove, playing a division down and won’t get an ashes call up regardless of how many he scores. I hope he scores a boatload. Nice lad and his ability and dedication will come through.

Who’s your U14s team Mounts?

Are Bradshaw still going to GMCL? Have they resigned from the BCL this time or does the refused resignation still stand?