Lt. Aldo Raine

A last minute equaliser scored by their goalkeeper last week In the fifth (I think) tier

I do hope she also sent that message to the police

Did you manage to pick it up?

He can't sign for another club in this country until the next transfer window opens He had offers from League Two prior to signing with us and I bet he now wishes he'd taken one instead

Yes

Thatcher's concern was that a emboldened, unified Germany would upset the balance of power in Europe She was particularly wary of the potential for an aggressive attempt to reassert their old, pre-war borders and that it would lead to another military conflict

It should've been longer

Absolutely horrendous She's now the third female East African athlete to be murdered by her partner in the last few years

Bloody hell Even Evatt's in on the joke

Oh dear

He wouldn't lower his wage demands and so a move to Chelsea collapsed

Evatt says he jarred his knee but was taken off because he'd previously injured said knee last season They don't expect it to be anything serious

It'll be someone at the club winding him up