Dear Bastard Boris
It is quite plain to see for many years that you are what the French call Les incompétent
Or what the British call you a bumbling bellend of epic proportions
Whilst You and Mogg were snorting Cecil off each other’s sweaty chodes we had to endure not seeing loved ones on Christmas Day
The hypocrisy of you and your party is absolutely staggering and if I had my way you’d be catapulted into the sea at noon on Christmas Day.
As I am not in power (yet) I would like to take the opportunity to say stick your well laid plan up your well laid arse.
The only options I want to hear are the following
A) No jab no party.
2 ) No jab £5000 fine if caught in places you shouldn’t be
D ) Mandatory jabs fuck your choices
You’re paid handsomely to make the tough choices, fuckin do it you fuckin fringe, stop giving the public the option to make decisions that affect the country, it doesn’t work (B R E X I T 🔔)
Sort it you slag, whilst your at it sort your hair you minge.
Regards
Rudy The Bastard