Dr. Feelgood

Since before the last World Cup. Honest Gareth failed to spot it. Pep didn’t.

Exactly the same here. 'The 9 players' Final he called it, and maybe begrudgingly 'The Mortensen Final' certainty never credited Matthews with f'call.

Longtidues are to all intents & purposes the same. Blackpool 53.8167° N, Leeds 53.8008° N

Bloody Hell. That's amazing at this stage.

VAR is, by the English interpretation, far, far too staggeringly detailed. Is it toe/heel. Fingertip, Quiff etc., etc. When Lampard hit the back stanchion & it rebounded out ... yep. With a clear, but missed, offside ... OK, if you must. Handball or trip, again fine. Except it's not, is ut. We're seeing handball reinvented mid season now. Players diving, sometimes seen, sometimes not. It really has to get paired back. The promise was 'clear & obvious'. It's far from that now & is ruining the game.

Y'know you've missed Charles off your list don't you.

3rd choice !! Whatever the number of strikers in our squad, including youth team and B team members, Dan would be last. He's been an Evatt vanity project, to show how great he is identifying and developing a raw talent & the project has failed massively. He'll be loaned out to a 4th tier team not do much there & eventually end up at Eastbourne or Havant. We'll continue to do a Vaz Te with him believing he can suddenly start to achieve, he may even have occasional false dawns, but if he click & puts me in my place I'll (again) show my arse on the Town Hall steps.

I'd love to know how, out of all the options, Nlundulu got in your list.

If only Diana had ! 😱😢😥😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Never a penalty in the memoryofman. If it had hit his left arm fair enough, but where was he meant to have his right arm ? All the funnier though 😂😂 That said they were denied a perfectly clear one when Maguire pulled the winger down. Win, lose or draw they should tell Ten Haag to pack his bags, tonight & that they'll send his stuff on. I hope they keep him though, for the very same reason.

Did he give it him back ? If so, did he delete anything or forward anything on to himself/police, or remove & keep anything from the wallet ? If he returned it & it's 'no' to the rest then yes, he can.

I don't see offers for Dan coming in anytime soon, so yes, I guess he'll be around.

Now YOU can have the assist.

Just noticed Forest Green are now closer to where they belong. Relegated to the Conference. Just a couple more relegations to follow, soon hopefully. Bye, Dale. Eat some meat.

Excellent. I'm claiming an assist on Collins goal.

This has gor 0-1 written all over it. Negative thinking, I know, but we've all seen it more than a few times.

Apologies It seems Ashworth was brought in.

Williams on instead & we now have 6 subs. So no-one (say Ashworth or Forrester) available to step in ?

Darren Moore is Vale manager. Well, THAT had flown straight past me. He'll have had more clus than Tiger Woods soon.

It'll be interesting to see if Collins & Charles can work together.

He was doing so well until he suggested the avowed chancer, liar and 'not sure if he's a Scouser or a Manc' wanker Burnham get any role whatsoever. Burnham should focus on his early onset Alzheimers ... as he has just entirely forgotten visiting Ms. Rayner at her home, several times. Of course, he's not named him without his tacit agreement.

He could deliver an Amazon package to my door & I'd still not recognise him.

Nah, they're shite. Plus they slather very liquid mushy peas & mint sauce all over them. Tolerable but hadly up to Lanacastrian standards. Gawd knows what Stevenage pies are tbf. But avoid chippies diwn rhere at all costs.

I'll throw a garden party if it's the right gime of year.

A real shame. We have good pkayers, good technique but huge gaps in the overall output. Easily rectified if we had the flexibilty but we don't. We all know what's missing, no strangling bastard in the middle. Quite simply, we don't win the big games. Hoping we do in the play offs but can anyone be confident we will ?