Sweep

He fell out with Allardyce and we terminated his contract. He then signed for the team in Turkey that Casino mentioned. He has since left them and now lives in a small cave on Winter Hill, living off rain water and moss

Thought even he had gone???? Ndiwa Lord-Kangana what a fine name!

"The Big Lebowski" for me, with "The Usual Suspects" coming in a close second

I am full of shame, yes I have their autogrpah - my dad got it for me when he was in the Isle of Man about 20-25 years ago. Also, does nobody have a matchball signed by the entire WanderersWays squad, that would be worth a few quid surely!

Put washing up bowl under it and get ready with the mop! :D/ Good luck! I had the same problem a few years ago, a washing up bowl will nowhere near suffice, as it will fill up in about 2 seconds and the other 9 gallons of water will piss out all over your floor. So what is the priority.................Washing machine........................or ST?

What about Follyfoot, always a nice moral at the end of each episode

you know it makes sense we're all going on an un-official tour, an un-official tour, an un-official tour we're all going on an un-official tour, an un-official tour, an un-official tour we're all going on an un-official tour, an un-official tour, an un-official tour we're all going on an un-official tour, an un-official tour, an un-official tour we're all going on an un-official tour, an un-official tour, an un-official tour we're all going on an un-official tour, an un-official tour, an un-official tour we're all going on an un-official tour, an un-official tour, an un-official tour we're all going on an un-official tour, an un-official tour, an un-official tour we're all going on an un-official tour, an un-official tour, an un-official tour we're all going on an un-official tour, an un-official tour, an un-official tour we're all going on an un-official tour, an un-official tour, an un-official tour we're all going on an un-official tour, an un-official tour, an un-official tour

city and utd wont be away on the same day WBA V Man City will be shown on Monday night (I'm still making it up you know) By the way we will win 1:0, with a last minute free kick, curled in by Figo

good idea, count me in

The opening day fixtures will actially be: Bolton V Portsmouth Chelsea V Arsenal Everton V Wigan West Ham V Sunderland Villa V Man Utd WBA V Man City Fulham V Liverpool Blackburn V Charlton Newcastle V Birmingham Boro V Tottenham I am MIU (Making It Up)

would you not like the worlds most expensive banana then?

Now that we've signed him, I hope he doesn't think he can clear off for 6 weeks next year for the African Nations Cup, along with Jay-Jay, Fadiga and Jaidi (if he's still here)

I would hazard a guess that Liverpool want it to remain undisclosed, in order to hide the massive loss they have obviously made on this player. Great signing though, let's hope it's the first of many

never met or seen either of them, so I'll vote for Sue

Willie Mackay?

as the squad looks a bit thin, I might bring me trainers along and bench warm for you (in case of injuries, naturally)

Are they yours?

As I am in Bolton again tonight, I am considering coming down to view the mighty 5-a-side team this evening. What time are they playing, and is drinking a few beers allowed?

Excellent, just what I need for my dining room

bet they went in a flash (I've got my coat on) :-$ To show how crap they are, they haven't even got a flash! Ooops, I obviously didn't look at the picture close enough (overtaking CWP as we run through the door) :-$ this thread is getting too much exposure if you ask me CWP manages to over take Gemini

bet they went in a flash (I've got my coat on) :-$ I wondered how long it would take for the bad jokes to develop keep the door open, I'm coming with you

It has to be said, BWFC to produce some marvellous pieces of tat, feel free to post any really bad ones here. Do they get much worse than this?

splendid, thanks for that. Even with the added bonus of a "Stolen from Ivor" in the corner!

Right, I am currently having an argument with some bint at work who claims that I am talking bollocks about there once being a big cage full of budgies in the Arndale. Can anybody tell me when they left and has anybody got a picture. Thanks in fevered anticipation

I met her, and indeed kept falling off