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Bloody hell, you're right, they look proper freaky stood up in water

It's not something that's likely to bother us for many years, so I don't really care. I'm also of the mind that runners up in the FA Cup shouldn't qualify for Europe anyway, I don't know why they ever did once the Cup Winners Cup was disbanded

What's she called?

Durham is a plum, but he gets people calling in, which is what he's paid to do. I think he just sits there in early afternoon and thinks of the most ridiculous thing he can say and then spouts it, knowing he will get a reaction. I am usually quite amused that people get so angry at what he says and feel obliged to call in. What sort of dick calls a radio station anyway? If we're talking about bad presenters on that station, then surely Micky Quinn is the very worst. Absolute shite, always needs to make a joke every time he speaks. I quite like Colin Murray, he's far better than that pair of arse kissing cunts Keys and Gray who had the slot previously

As you generally don't like anything, I reckon not.

Anal Fisters 5, the big bloke with the 'tache is wearing a 1983 Rochdale away shirt.

Indeed, GTA V could be greatly improved by the main protagonist wearing a top hat throughout.

What about finding time for fingering birds?

I've not watched it, but I meant to, it looks really good. I suppose I had best watch the first episode on iPlayer and play catch up

only if it's your friend that your wanking off, you can't wank yourself off, that's just wrong

I think he's in some hospital in Romania recovering from having his kidneys harvested. He is posting occasionally though, both as himself and as his bird

Have you got to the bumming dogs yet?

Do you really play it using cheats? - what's the point in that, surely the idea is to complete without having to cheat.

By far the best version ever produced!

One of the girls at work reckons here battery life seems to be improved, but she only downloaded yesterday so can't tell yet really. Similar to what Carlos has said, she expected her phone to be around 50% and it's up at around 80%

I actually watched that programme last night, am I alone in thinking it was just incredibly dull?

Before I do my work phone and my iPad......tell me what's good about it please

I'll bet you keep a closer eye on your trolley when your stocking up with Whoopsies these days

Just the 3 goals for him tonight.........incredible.

...I reckon 2 hours

Running out of moist wipes....it's like a third world country here.

Definitely Whitechapel for me. I can't stand that Cox bloke, proper noncey he is

Grand final of what?

To be fair though they do it every year, we don't. If we qualified for about 20 consecutive seasons our away followings would start to dwindle

I fondly remember the days when I used to stay in playing that....furiously waggling my joystick