Sweep

Does your top 100 still consist of about 500 girls?....(and 4 blokes)

To be honest, I've only actually looked at her - and that's only because she's not bad looking.....but can she actually sing? - I've never even heard one of her songs as far as I'm aware.

She's releasing a new album next week (or the week after) isn't she..........it'll have done her no harm at all that publicity. She's grown up being a child star and has always been in the public eye. Folk in the press are saying she's going off the rails etc. I reckon it's more than likely that everything is pretty much stage managed, and to be fair she's not doing anything particularly offensive or indeed new. Madonna was doing shit like that 20~25 years ago.

RUIN it in a Little Whitt styleee? Anyway, for what it's worth I think she looks a right mess.......but I'd love a go on it

They've managed to fix that issue on the new 4000 model, although a full charge only seems to last about 45 minutes which is no good for a full on fisting session.

And Mark Hughes.....and Harry Redknapp

He wouldn't have. His record with Palace is awful. My mate who is a Palace supporter reckons he's absolute shit and nailed on to be sacked before Christmas

If he comes it's Wheater that'll be dropped, not Knight

Only a clown would give Nixons inane ramblings any credence. I'm not sure that anybody seriously thought we would be bidding £8M+ for a striker, if they did believe it then they've clearly been on the crack pipe a bit too long

Grrrrrrr

Yes, with socks and 3/4 length trousers

If #WINNERS do sign Rhodes it'll be a really good signing for them. SmithillsGent might just wank himself to death with excitement.

With Diddles?

Even ones that offer unlimited sausage?

You can still do,it, you have to speak to the manager though and not one of the normal floor monkeys

Nothing roung with that at all

EFA

I think she's supposed to be a model. I presume she does, or will shortly be doing, porn

He has them in his bunker, not the bedroom.........probably

Can he not borrow your space-hopper and get there on that?

Your prefer velour don't you NB

plus £0.50p booking fee

True, no need to arrange meets. They can just have an online multiplayer game of COD. Diddles will be top man before you know it

Make sure you point it in the right direction though, you wouldn't want to end up in Vladivostock by accident

Yes, here she is with said 50 year old husband.....wearing what looks like one of those snide Man Utd football shirts that you can buy in Spain for about 5 Euros