Sweep

There the days that you get paid double time for if you have to work, which of course you shouldn't have to.

Traf, out of interest, how many are there do you reckon? Also, still no news on where to get a free monkey yet?

Stop making out that you like women

There are no easy games in this division, there are fine margins, it augurs well....blah, blah, blah.

....you had me going for a second then

That's just fucking awful, the write should be stabbed to death with red hot knitting needles

All flatdicks who play, manage or follow football are lezzas. FACT

please, please, please, please, please

He is quite trustworthy....for a traitor

I hope that you seagulled the "tutter" on the way out to teach them a lesson....and then sorted them right out by chucking them down those concrete steps

That's because they're the best fans in the world!

No doubt some publicity seeking chairman will talk about offering her a job....and then wont

Bollocks, I misread the title and thought it said "Free Monkey" - do you have any links to getting a free of charge baboon ?

It's the thin edge of the wedge Carlos, before you know it thye'll be booing opposition players and taunting opposition fans. It'll be most unsavoury.

Hubba Hubba This'll have Garrpy wanking himself dry..... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2397168/Melanie-Sykes-looks-fit-fabulous-43-stars-lingerie-campaign-Ultimos-Adore-Moi-range.html

Haha, I remember him..."The Conductor" we used to call him.

That's how much it is in my local, another just down the road is up at £3.60 for the same. It's getting very epxensive to get pissed these days....the most expensive pint around where i live though is one pub that charges £4.50 for a pint of Peroni, now I do like a Peroni, but fuck paying nigh on £5 for a pint of it

Rattles at football matches (not that I remember them) Clipper Cards on buses (do they still do them? I remember being pleased as fuckery when I got one)

Ramps in streets for kids to ride their BMXs over

I think it's fairly common knowledge that Accy are a pile of shit and lose on a fairly regular basis, as Carlos points out, it's not really inside info. Out of interest, I wonder how much he made...

You can still see this if you know where to go........so LW tells me

This sounds like something The Gonzo would watch on LobsterTube

Traf said that he stopped doing it, as nobody ever called

We have one who appears at random. Sometimes you'll not see him for 3 years then he'll pitch up twice in a month. He is of course a pikey, as you would expect