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I realised yesterday......if you had ESPN before then you were on the XL package, therefore you'll have it again now (provided you've not changed package in the last month or so)

Did you check if you have it at home Ryan?

I remember that. Was it for an insurance company?

Sometimes there's demand and sometimes there isn't......the demand seems to come in waves

Was there not a flight of stairs handy? I can imagine if there was......"Excuse me young parent, are you having a spot of bother with your spawn" - "Why yes The Gonzo, I am, do you know how to sort it out?" - "Oh yes, I'll sort it right out, pass him over here...."

He certainly won't have seen it coming

Splendid, just got home and BT channels and ESPN are already broadcasting. .....there's fuck all worth watching on them, but they are on none the less

excellent, and it looks like Daisy is wearing one of those pink velour tracksuits that NB likes to sport on occasion

If NB and LW got it on, do you think they would have proper sized kids?

There's an even cheaper way of doing it. Stop off at Didds shop on the way and get 8 x baconbarms (£1 all day, every day) and then ask for them to be individually wrapped up in tin foil. As and when you want one the following morning, just bung one of the packages down your grundies to bring it up to body temperature and then feast away Total Cost: £8.00

Why would it take 2 hours to light a disposable BBQ? - they are generally good to go within 5 or 6 minutes At least doing it yourself you can be sure of decent qaulity bacon and more than one rasher of it edit: decided to take the last line out....

I certainly hope we qualify, otherwise all that face-paint I've stockpiled will go to waste

Who ever took the job on after Ferguson was always going to have an impossible mission. I think he'll just about see the season out for them and then be turfed out in favour of a "big name" manager He'll also probably age about 10 years in the next 10 months as well. United will probably be looking at finishing outside the top 2 this season, and I'll bet that's not happened very often in the last 20 years

I'm with you on that, I don't think that we'll qualify either

He's going to fit into Sir Alex's shoes nicely it would seem

Morris Dancing?

A piss poor attempt at gaining independance....something they will all claim they want, and then when it comes to the vote it'll be stacked about 80% to 20% in favour of staying in the union. Every Scotcher you ever speak to though will claim they voted for it. Full of shit the lot of them

Diddles, Fiddles

One of the pubs near me started to do "open mic" type nights and "jam nights" every Sunday - they seem to be very popular with loads of crusty types turning up, they just seem to drink cider and play away until kicking out time. It ensures a decent bit of trade on what would otherwise be a pretty dead night I would have thought. Another local has just advertised it will be putting a comedy night on once a month as well, again it should generate a bit on interest and atmosphere in what is usually just a dull "Real Ale" pub that only ever seems full when they have a CAMRA beer festival on......which does seem to be every 6 weeks or so thinking about it

some friends of mine are going, and they've hired a VW Camper Van for the weekend.....£600! - fucking madness, for that price plus the cost of the tickets they could have gone away for a week

I'd like to see some of the fat cunts who go to the match today trying to squeeze in through that doorway

I've got the TV XL Package, it's basically all the channels (except SkySports and Movies) - in other words, about 250 channels, of which 245 of them are pretty cack. If you have 37 HD channels then you've got the XL package - just flick 187 on the remote, if it brings up BBC 2 HD, then you've got the XL package, if it doesn't bring it up, then you don't have and you'll have to get it added to the existing package. A threat to leave, citing that you prefer to watch HD stuff usually get's them to upgrade you (this is what I did in May, and have got a free upgrade from "L" to "XL" for the next 12 months

I was going to ring them up tomorrow and complain about the removal of ESPN (in order to try and get a further billing reduction...) - looks like I won't have to. As saiud above, getting the BT channels and ESPN as well for free is pretty good....I'm not sure I would want to pay for it though