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Liquorice and cheese? - the dirty bastards

yes, it's some guy he hangs around with in the sauna

When you're stripping you pay a young lad £40 a day? - that sounds very, very roung

Aye, but that was over 20 years ago.

I don't know what manual worker types want paying It's what I'd want

Diddles is your man In all seriousness, I would imagine that you would need to be paying around £120 per day cash for somebody to come and do the shit shifting for you (provided they're putting in 6 hours per day, and not juts fucking about)

I get your point on the new strips launch, it's a bit tacky isn't it. I don't know what Dixie Dean looked like, so I don't know if the statue is a good one or not though

I think most football statues are a bit shit really, I can't think of any off the top of my head that are decent, expect maybe the Bobby Moore one outside Wembley. Isn't the Everton one of Dixie Dean a bit shit as well?

£100K for that? - I wonder how much Jazzas_Bird's brothers will get for it when they chop it down and go weigh it in down the scrap yard

Yep, but he'll be a world beater under Freedmans' guidance

I reckon Nixon will win if it's an arm-wrestle

even Scotchers and Welshists?

I might have known. I'll bet LW is a lefty as well

I always thought he was utter, utter dogshit. The sort of player that the likes of Diddles think is good purely because he is quick and can overlap a winger several times in a game....even though his end product was turd and he couldn't defend for toffee

Lets look at the cack handers we have on here.....NB, The Gonzo and Garrp - what does that tell us?

they should be burnt at the stake as witches like what they did in the old days

I think they're a very good airline, I've never had a problem flying with them, I think I've only been delayed majorly once when the plane was broke....being stick in Shannon Airport for 3 hours is pretty grim I can tell you. It's the shittest airport in Europe I reckon

I thought it was mandatory

He then has to track down an elusive layabout in Bolton, and beat him with his semi erect penis

and bizzarely he has also scored a UEFA Cup goal for Marseille, how very random

Sickening

I watched Forrest Gump for the first time ever over the weekend. Goodness me it was dull.

I think they're currently only there for a set time frame......but I think they'll actually end up there forever

.....the one that I always struggle with is the fact that the universe is expanding, and they can prove this my measuring how galaxies and stars are moving away from each other.......whats's it expanding into though? .....plonk

Don't think about it too hard, it'll make your brain explode and your head fall off