Sweep

or the "uncle" (who may or may not be the groominator)

Didds, as Carlos is giving your shop so much publicity, I presume that he'll get a special discount when he's next in. You should arange for him to have a discount card

put decent bacon and cheap bacon in the same pan and you'll soon see the difference. The cheap stuff is pumped full of all sorts of crap

with some cheap shit meat (and I'm not suggesting that's what you sell) it is possibly harmful, especially if it's been deemed not fit for human consumption but has somehow still managed to find it's way into the food chain.

The same wholesaler that the gonzo uses

As we'll only be taking around 250 people I would imagine it'll be pay on the day

How much for a kipper in a bap?

What sort of animal does that?

Indeed, it was published in September 1930. If it had gone ahead it would have made Hitlers life a whole lot easier I reckon

I've not watched it for years (and by that I mean about 30 of them) and even back then I'm not sure I was bothered if I watched it or not. Strangely though, I did watch that Torchwood - MIrcale Day thing that was on in about 10 parts the other year, and I quite enjoyed that, even though that bummer John Barrowman was in it.

This earyl in the season we shouldn't be concerned about "burn out" - we should try and keep as close to the strongest eleven we have as possible. The defence certainly needs more match time together. If Eagles is injured then we should look to swap him out for either Hall or Moritz - unless he's going to totally change formation, and start with 442, in preparation for Reading game

It might be worse than that Carlos, this year Christmas day falls on a Wednesday, so I reckon you won't get one then or the day after either. Don't worry, I'm writing to Watchdog as we speak

Out of interest, if I want a single barm with both sausage and bacon on it, how much would that be? - I initially thought it would be £2, but then I realised the £1 offer includes a barm, so therefore a single barm with both sausage and bacon should be cheaper than £2 Can you check it out for me please, as I need to know before I drive up to taste one of these culinary delights. Also, I'm presuming that the susages and bacon are not from intensively reared animals, I want them to be free range and of course from British farmers. I'm sure they are but could you please confirm. Many Thanks

And I reckon she would cook you a cracking breakfadt in the morning as well

Blimey, Breightmet musr be grim if even the rayguns are giving it a wide bearth!

The old double bluff tactic.....

I reckon its The Gonzo or Miami

quite funny that for you Diddles

He's just spreading the love Diddles (literally....all over his bedroom)

Goid question and not one I can answer. Hopefully our fiscal expert Traf will be able to

Chorley have a website? I'm amazed

I believe we do

You musr be pleased as fuckery with Wigan winning and Bolton failing to. A dream start for you.

Barnsley won't be out of the bottom 3 all season, they're cack and are operating with a squad of only 20 players this year. Still, it's a cracking start for the pie munchers