Venetian White

Just got back home to Jesolo, rough trip back. The gondola was quaking quite aggressively as we were going over the Adriatic. Mrs Venetian had to stand starboard to try and mitigate the waves Terrible result, terrible performance, ref shoddy too, not sure what it is with them tangerine c*nts but they really grind my gears Nice putting faces to names. Mr grey, undies, chippytits, casino and mut good fun. Now know the identity of “Agent Mcgee” too, itk On to Tuesday, a half arsed performance would be nice God bless V (for venetian)

Make that two

Yes, also beat them in 11/12 I remember Engog scoring

Managed to get one. First away for a while due to transportation issues outside of my control Plan is to dock my gondola at Fleetwood and make the journey down via tram

Blackpool tickets on sale tmoz morn fyi

Debatable, I’ve seen you dance

Hear hear…shambles

Haven’t had a season ticket since 10/11 season. I packed it all in after the Wembley debacle with Stoke but hoping for roles reserved next month Been on to the ticket office and they won’t let me buy one today. I assumed I was still classed as a member on their system?? Anyone else having the same problem? Really frustrating

Hello Paul. You’re not one of the Turnbridge clan from Hindley are you? mutley & rice +3 from hindley

To make this journey home worse there’s now rumblings of a welly drop off at Penny flash Rice meldrew mutley +2 from hindley

AHM don’t attend south of Solihull rice and mutley (+3 from hall’ith wood)

Take it all back. Atmos bouncing and it no longer stinks of piss Up the whites Rice & Muttley +3 from Hindley

On the coach from the welly. Not much atmos and it stinks of piss Rice & Muttley +3 from hindley

Agreed @DazBob. Saw the game myself tonight and it was very close up until the last 5 overs. In particular some of the fielding on show was exemplary. What I saw with just a few runs needed to win was an absolute disgrace and the player in question should be banned for life. I’m surprised RMI haven’t said a peep about it on social media.

Don’t shoot the messenger! Just heard a rumour that a delegation from the supporters trust have had a meeting with Neil Hart. From March, Kumbaya My Lord will be played on repeat an hour before kick off. Anyone swearing will be given a 6 month ban OR will be made to kneel in front of Mr Hart and beg for forgiveness. If Mr Hart feels you are contrite enough, he will reduce this to 3 months. All supporters will be breathalysed upon entrance to the stadium. Anyone with any trace of alcohol will be given the option of a 6 year ban or to enter a six month rehabilitation programme (at your own cost). Anyone standing up will be featured on a “Name and Shame” page in Mondays edition of the BEN. It is hoped that these measures will be enough to turn this scruffy but proud and passionate Northern town into a Northern version of Henley. Middlebrook will be diverted just past where Horwich Tip used to be and fans will enter the ground via chauffeur driven rowing boats on the condition they are wearing straw boaters, proof of being middle class and pledging allegiance to the Vozhd Hart.

Whilst we’re at it, the new one we sing for Trafford could do with a bit of lyrical work. IMO.

Shoes off. Shite.

Just got mine and my lad’s tickets. COYW IESWA

Don’t wanna be THAT guy to criticise him because he’s done a splendid job so far, but…was he not to blame for the penalty? Blatant fumble into the path of their man?

This headline and summary is a genuine disgrace.

I reckon that was the most enjoyable point I’ve ever witnessed in 40 years of watching JUSTICE

Will hold you to that - no finer place in Bowton to be with a beer in hand when the sun’s out

Agreed. His plight is sad but looking at some of his other posts (big house/flash car) you have to question his spending habits or how skint he is

Just seen a post of his on Instagram. He’s set up a go fund me asking for £3k to fund a knee op that he needs to resurrect his career. Makes you question how it’s come to that and what he’s done with his career earnings

Nice one. Believe Bradshaw left the Bolton league last year? Presume it’s still being run and won by the same big clubs? The Farnworths and Westhoughton’s etc?