Site Supporter MickyD Posted February 3, 2023 Site Supporter Share Posted February 3, 2023 Puts his jumper over his shoulders and fold the sleeves into each other to join them together Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted February 3, 2023 Site Supporter Share Posted February 3, 2023 Only ever wears matching socks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Steejay Posted February 3, 2023 Site Supporter Share Posted February 3, 2023 Says ‘oakley doakley’ instead of ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Faustus Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 Shops at the Asda Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtySanchez Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 Is well known down the precinct Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freds dad Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 1 hour ago, DirtySanchez said: Always asks taxi drivers what time are they on till Been busy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtySanchez Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 Was the fifth Beatle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted February 3, 2023 Moderators Share Posted February 3, 2023 Says da dum tsh after everything he says. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leyther_Matt Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 is Bouncing Back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 Lives his life by the 'live, love, laugh' stencil on his dining room wall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
globaldiver Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 Swears by his Skechers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jol_BWFC Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 Organises his books in alphabetical order, by author’s surname, and using the Dewey Decimal System. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter desperado Posted February 3, 2023 Site Supporter Share Posted February 3, 2023 His mates have stopped exclaiming who’s dropped one at the wine bar, because everytime they accused, “fucking hell who’s f’HARTed”, Neil always said “boys will you stop blaming me”… thumping the table with hilarity at his genius humour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted February 3, 2023 Site Supporter Share Posted February 3, 2023 Already knew that pressing the Q button on his SkyQ box would make his lost remote bleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZiggyStardust Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 Wants Broadband, but doesnt want SKY TV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 Goes to Kenya on holiday and still wears a shirt, jumper and chinos combo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted February 3, 2023 Site Supporter Share Posted February 3, 2023 14 minutes ago, stevieb said: Goes to Kenya on holiday and still wears a shirt, jumper and chinos combo All beige Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
batton carrier Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 he dances in the rain because he doesn't have time to wait for the storm to pass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 Wipes his own arse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barrycowdrill Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 Wears driving gloves in his vectra and services it himself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted February 3, 2023 Site Supporter Share Posted February 3, 2023 3 minutes ago, little whitt said: Wipes his own arse ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 1 minute ago, barrycowdrill said: Wears driving gloves in his vectra and services it himself i wanted driving gloves when i was a boy racer real Leather ones to drive my Austin Allegro only place i could get them was a Golf shop Got home There Was Only One Bastard Glove IN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted February 3, 2023 Site Supporter Share Posted February 3, 2023 Just now, little whitt said: i wanted driving gloves when i was a boy racer real Leather ones to drive my Austin Allegro only place i could get them was a Golf shop Got home There Was Only One Bastard Glove IN No shit. You could always buy a left and a right though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 3 minutes ago, MickyD said: No shit. You could always buy a left and a right though. im 17 at the time Not Micheal Jackson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitestar Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 I used to have a vectra 1.9 cdti sri. Shit off a shovel, i would never have got rid of that car had it not broken a cam shaft at less than 60k. Cost me 2 grand to fix and was never the same. I'd take a VXR Vectra tomorrow though if i could find a decent one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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