Members bolton_blondie Posted February 14, 2023 Author Members Share Posted February 14, 2023 16 minutes ago, Winchester White said: You gone for something different to community nursing? Hopefully stay In community. Just have more qualifications and step up a band Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted February 14, 2023 Moderators Share Posted February 14, 2023 34 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: All done. Fuck me I waffled on. Time will tell. I could soon be a smelly student again. Thanks for the tips you big bunch of benders. you had an interview to be a student? what did they get you to do? smoke roll ups sit on the floor in pubs drink supermarket value spirits before going out eat crispy pancakes three times a day grow a shit beard pretend to like jamiroquai anything else? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted February 14, 2023 Author Members Share Posted February 14, 2023 27 minutes ago, Zico said: you had an interview to be a student? what did they get you to do? smoke roll ups sit on the floor in pubs drink supermarket value spirits before going out eat crispy pancakes three times a day grow a shit beard pretend to like jamiroquai anything else? Things I do for a student discount eh? My new job role involves one day at uni a week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farrelli Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 29 minutes ago, Zico said: you had an interview to be a student? what did they get you to do? smoke roll ups sit on the floor in pubs drink supermarket value spirits before going out eat crispy pancakes three times a day grow a shit beard pretend to like jamiroquai anything else? Lentils Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomski Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 Good luck blonde. No advice as I over think at my interviews. Just be yourself if anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted February 14, 2023 Site Supporter Share Posted February 14, 2023 Interviewer - What would you say is your worst trait? Blondie - I’m too honest Interviewer - I don’t really consider honesty to be a bad trait. Blondie - I don’t give a fuck what you think! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big E Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 18 hours ago, bolton_blondie said: Got my first interview in 7 years tomorrow. Fucking hate them. I know i can smash the job, but I just become a nervous wreck, especially when faced with a panel. You lot on 100k a year any tips? I've tried rubbing myself with a bloon. Play with the balls and work the shaft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 15 minutes ago, Big E said: Play with the balls and work the shaft That's how @Big Ego this last few jobs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtySanchez Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 3 hours ago, MickyD said: Interviewer - What would you say is your worst trait? Blondie - I’m too honest Interviewer - I don’t really consider honesty to be a bad trait. Blondie - I don’t give a fuck what you think! What's you're strong point - I don't have a weak point What's your weak point - I don't have a strong point Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted February 14, 2023 Author Members Share Posted February 14, 2023 Should be finding out over the next few days. Seeing its one of my best mates who is the senior lead doing the recruiting I should be fucking in! If not I'm releasing the sex tape I did with her. Slag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter RONNIE PHILLIPS Posted February 14, 2023 Site Supporter Share Posted February 14, 2023 27 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Should be finding out over the next few days. Seeing its one of my best mates who is the senior lead doing the recruiting I should be fucking in! If not I'm releasing the sex tape I did with her. Slag. Any copies going spare?..... Asking for all my friends on WWays 😊 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkeyshorn Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 16 hours ago, little whitt said: Bounce your Knockers and hope there is a Lezzy in with the Bloke's Interview tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leyther_Matt Posted February 14, 2023 Share Posted February 14, 2023 11 hours ago, bolton_blondie said: All done. Fuck me I waffled on. Time will tell. I could soon be a smelly student again. Thanks for the tips you big bunch of benders. Worked for me the other week. Just told a shitload of work anecdotes - keeping in with the ‘experience’ line previously suggested - dragged what should have been a 45 minute interview in to over 90 minutes. Must have done the trick as they offered me the job the next day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Underpants Posted February 15, 2023 Share Posted February 15, 2023 On 13/02/2023 at 21:55, globaldiver said: Just be yourself If that’s not good enough, be someone else 😀 It’ll be reet; have a glass of summat tonight. You can not factor in nerves. Not had a job interview in decades and the interview I had for the job I've got now was an utter disaster. My nerves and anxiety got the better of me. About halfway through I said it's not going well is it? If I was interviewing myself I wouldn't have given me the job. The moral of this is that you are always in with a chance even if you think you went down like the Titanic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
globaldiver Posted February 15, 2023 Share Posted February 15, 2023 2 minutes ago, Underpants said: You can not factor in nerves. Not had a job interview in decades and the interview I had for the job I've got now was an utter disaster. My nerves and anxiety got the better of me. About halfway through I said it's not going well is it? If I was interviewing myself I wouldn't have given me the job. The moral of this is that you are always in with a chance even if you think you went down like the Titanic. Indeed Being relaxed can be critical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members Popular Post bolton_blondie Posted February 17, 2023 Author Members Popular Post Share Posted February 17, 2023 Just thought I'd let you know, I've got the job 🎉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted February 17, 2023 Site Supporter Share Posted February 17, 2023 Just now, bolton_blondie said: Just thought I'd let you know, I've got the job 🎉 Well done, you. Obviously we all take any credit for your success. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted February 17, 2023 Site Supporter Share Posted February 17, 2023 1 minute ago, bolton_blondie said: Just thought I'd let you know, I've got the job 🎉 Told you establish dominance, jobs yours. Well done you 👍👍👏👏👏 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ani Posted February 17, 2023 Share Posted February 17, 2023 (edited) Last interview I had when I did not get the job the feedback I got was that my answers were too long and detailed. I laughed at the woman giving me the feedback. TBF she said it was an unusual comment. Edited February 17, 2023 by Ani Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
globaldiver Posted February 17, 2023 Share Posted February 17, 2023 2 hours ago, bolton_blondie said: Just thought I'd let you know, I've got the job 🎉 Never in doubt; quality counts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtySanchez Posted February 17, 2023 Share Posted February 17, 2023 4 hours ago, bolton_blondie said: Just thought I'd let you know, I've got the job 🎉 Does this mean you're not releasing the sex tape? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted February 17, 2023 Author Members Share Posted February 17, 2023 1 hour ago, DirtySanchez said: Does this mean you're not releasing the sex tape? I'm building up my portfolio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtySanchez Posted February 17, 2023 Share Posted February 17, 2023 5 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: I'm building up my portfolio End of season compilation on DVD in the club shop? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freds dad Posted February 17, 2023 Share Posted February 17, 2023 2 hours ago, DirtySanchez said: Does this mean you're not releasing the sex tape? I got my copy at Christmas. 57 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: I'm building up my portfolio The first three Tapes were good but not sure about the dwarfs. (not LW) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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