Members bolton_blondie Posted September 17 Members Share Posted September 17 Be a painter and decorator. It’s shit. Proper shit. Stairs and landing next. I’m even thinking of getting little Whitt in and leaving my wash basket open. Glossing can kiss my fucking arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondi Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 I really couldn't be a Slaughterman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Cheese Posted September 17 Site Supporter Share Posted September 17 I used to hate decorating, but I don't mind it now. Took me years to realise I could/should take as long as possible and do a proper decent job - with the added bonus of hours and hours of nobody mithering me because "I'm busy". Couldn't do it professionally though, unless I charged a grand per wall. One job I definitely couldn't do is nursing. Can't even pick up a dog turd in a dog turd bag without gagging. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 If I needed to I could do any job at all ... but, as mentioned above, I couldn't do one that kills animals. Once knew a lad whose job was to murder male chicks. Used to sort them, then fling the males to one side and then gas them like a Nazi. Something like that'd give me nightmares for life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mounts Kipper Posted September 17 Share Posted September 17 Work in a care home and do what the care staff do, they have my upmost respect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Cheese Posted September 17 Site Supporter Share Posted September 17 (edited) 1 hour ago, Mounts Kipper said: Work in a care home and do what the care staff do, they have my upmost* respect. *utmost Edited September 17 by Cheese Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted September 18 Site Supporter Share Posted September 18 8 hours ago, DazBob said: If I needed to I could do any job at all ... but, as mentioned above, I couldn't do one that kills animals. Once knew a lad whose job was to murder male chicks. Used to sort them, then fling the males to one side and then gas them like a Nazi. Something like that'd give me nightmares for life. There was a video on here years ago of a machine with interlocking toothed wheels in the bottom of a hopper. The male chicks were just put into the hopper and dragged in to be crushed. When we had a CO2 shortage a few years ago I hadn’t realised it was part of the killing process for pigs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted September 18 Share Posted September 18 9 hours ago, bolton_blondie said: Be a painter and decorator. It’s shit. Proper shit. Stairs and landing next. I’m even thinking of getting little Whitt in and leaving my wash basket open. Glossing can kiss my fucking arse. IM IN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted September 18 Share Posted September 18 Not sure I could work in an office. Probably best kept away from women in nylon as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted September 18 Moderators Share Posted September 18 Sales Especially Tele sales Fuck that Could never work behind a bar either, well a busy one anyway Anything customer facing Just let me get on with things locked away in a dark room with minimal human contact Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duck Egg Posted September 18 Share Posted September 18 Greggs at a service station. They work bloody hard, serving all kinds of numpties probably for a pittance. I'd do that before I ever became a prison officer though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted September 18 Share Posted September 18 2 hours ago, Duck Egg said: Greggs at a service station. They work bloody hard, serving all kinds of numpties probably for a pittance. I'd do that before I ever became a prison officer though. Him off Bad Girls had it good. Fenners wasnt it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted September 18 Share Posted September 18 4 minutes ago, gonzo said: Him off Bad Girls had it good. Fenners wasnt it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomski Posted September 18 Share Posted September 18 I don’t like any jobs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted September 18 Share Posted September 18 Just now, tomski said: I don’t like any jobs hand jobs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomski Posted September 18 Share Posted September 18 Just now, Sweep said: hand jobs? Nah As I assume I’d be giving them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freds dad Posted September 18 Share Posted September 18 Going round knocking on doors either getting someone to change their utilities supplier of sign for a charity that saves cats in Romania and being to told to piss off multiple times a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
royal white Posted September 18 Share Posted September 18 Dentist Or High school teacher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter FrancisFogarty Posted September 18 Site Supporter Share Posted September 18 5 hours ago, gonzo said: Not sure I could work in an office. Probably best kept away from women in nylon as well. I did best part of 40 years in offices in the paper trade and can confirm the nylon distraction, then got a job support worker in a day centre. I've not worked a day for 14 years. Still doing two days now. Slaughterhouse was also mentioned. I saw a little video the other week for some vegan outfit. The commentary upset me for days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatanGreavsie Posted September 18 Share Posted September 18 6 hours ago, royal white said: Dentist Given the wedge my dentist charged me today I'd be happy to do that if I had the ability. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Aldo Raine Posted September 18 Share Posted September 18 Charity mugger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anewman Posted September 19 Share Posted September 19 Gynaecologist in Pakistan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
batton carrier Posted September 19 Share Posted September 19 Cleaner at the video cabins in Amsterdam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted September 19 Share Posted September 19 Rent Boy, according to @Big Ethe hours are terrible and some of the bummings are brutal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L/H White Posted September 19 Share Posted September 19 just dropped my car off for a service & mot, which made me realise I could never be a mechanic covered in shit and oil all day, no thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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