Traf Posted September 19 Share Posted September 19 41 minutes ago, Sweep said: Rent Boy, according to @Big Ethe hours are terrible and some of the bummings are brutal Yeah, but what bits of the job doesn't he like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ani Posted September 19 Share Posted September 19 On 18/09/2023 at 07:37, Zico said: Sales Especially Tele sales Fuck that Could never work behind a bar either, well a busy one anyway Anything customer facing Just let me get on with things locked away in a dark room with minimal human contact Working behind a bar is great, used to know loads who went in, basically served my mates, made a small fortune in 'tips' , got pissed then free taxi home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted September 19 Site Supporter Share Posted September 19 Window cleaner I know two of them and they’re both lunatics. It does something to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
royal white Posted September 19 Share Posted September 19 What about jobs you’d love to do? For me it’s a fighter pilot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted September 19 Site Supporter Share Posted September 19 7 minutes ago, royal white said: What about jobs you’d love to do? For me it’s a fighter pilot Hedge fund manager Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter only1swanny Posted September 19 Site Supporter Share Posted September 19 6 hours ago, L/H White said: just dropped my car off for a service & mot, which made me realise I could never be a mechanic covered in shit and oil all day, no thanks You get used to it though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted September 19 Site Supporter Share Posted September 19 2 hours ago, royal white said: What about jobs you’d love to do? For me it’s a fighter pilot My dream as a kid was to fly a Harrier, having a dodgy spine and being colour blind meant no chance. I couldn't be a nurse, the missus has had to deal with 4 child deaths in the last fortnight. Trying to resuscitate them, accept they are gone and then inform and console their parents is something else and it takes its toll on your soul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted September 19 Share Posted September 19 Don't think I could ever be a debt collector - always seems like a grim job to me that..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted September 19 Moderators Share Posted September 19 4 hours ago, kent_white said: Don't think I could ever be a debt collector - always seems like a grim job to me that..... I'd just end up letting everyone off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
globaldiver Posted September 20 Share Posted September 20 Nothing is beneath me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L/H White Posted September 20 Share Posted September 20 13 hours ago, only1swanny said: You get used to it though. another job you've done? 🙂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted September 20 Share Posted September 20 20 minutes ago, L/H White said: another job you've done? 🙂 Lay under a F reg Ford Escort dressed as Macho Man Randy Savage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted September 20 Site Supporter Share Posted September 20 12 hours ago, kent_white said: Don't think I could ever be a debt collector - always seems like a grim job to me that..... Ever watched any of those debt collector TV shows? Professional dudes, generally dealing with absolute cunts. Folk who've essentially taken someone else's dosh. A few unfortunate tales of course. I couldn't do the job because I wouldn't have the patience with the bastard ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted September 20 Share Posted September 20 46 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: Ever watched any of those debt collector TV shows? Professional dudes, generally dealing with absolute cunts. Folk who've essentially taken someone else's dosh. A few unfortunate tales of course. I couldn't do the job because I wouldn't have the patience with the bastard ones. https://youtube.com/shorts/5PjkEGEUYoY?si=zKqo0gsB1vD3uqSh Wont let me embed it zico Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickbrown Posted September 20 Share Posted September 20 Teaching. Fuck that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickbrown Posted September 20 Share Posted September 20 17 hours ago, royal white said: What about jobs you’d love to do? For me it’s a fighter pilot Knew one of them. It was basically just flying between massive piss ups, with the risk of death chucked in. He loved it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ani Posted September 20 Share Posted September 20 I got a letter this morning about bowel cancer screening. I think processing those samples most rank (very apt) as not good. Presume you need some qualifications and when the instructions say "do not send too much poo' it tells its own story. Covered in human shit finding out people have cancer. I think could be a winner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted September 20 Site Supporter Share Posted September 20 12 hours ago, globaldiver said: Nothing is beneath me. You’re not diving deep enough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobyBrno Posted September 20 Share Posted September 20 9 hours ago, Ani said: I got a letter this morning about bowel cancer screening. I think processing those samples most rank (very apt) as not good. Presume you need some qualifications and when the instructions say "do not send too much poo' it tells its own story. Covered in human shit finding out people have cancer. I think could be a winner. 😊 Never thought I’d be posting shit through the post. ( I did consider it once. To my next door neighbour, Red, after ‘Black Sunday’ ) Gillian McKeith made a fortune from it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter only1swanny Posted September 20 Site Supporter Share Posted September 20 14 hours ago, L/H White said: another job you've done? 🙂 been working recovery/breakdown for about a year now, used to crawling under cars in the mud n shite, getting soaked etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duck Egg Posted September 20 Share Posted September 20 11 hours ago, Ani said: I got a letter this morning about bowel cancer screening. I think processing those samples most rank (very apt) as not good. Presume you need some qualifications and when the instructions say "do not send too much poo' it tells its own story. Covered in human shit finding out people have cancer. I think could be a winner. Post vasectomy I had to take a fresh sample into hospital. Handing over a still warm plastic pot to the lass on reception was a bit embarrassing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted September 20 Share Posted September 20 36 minutes ago, Duck Egg said: Post vasectomy I had to take a fresh sample into hospital. Handing over a still warm plastic pot to the lass on reception was a bit embarrassing. This. Had mine at Beaumont on NHS Asian lad saying "there's not much in there" at Bolton hospital after I'd flown back home for a jodrell rather than have one in the a&e Bogs didn't make it any better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted September 20 Share Posted September 20 12 hours ago, Ani said: I got a letter this morning about bowel cancer screening. My 101 yr old nan thinks she might have BC. Just awaiting the results. Just think it could have been her shit you were handling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted September 21 Moderators Share Posted September 21 8 hours ago, Traf said: My 101 yr old nan thinks she might have BC. Just awaiting the results. Just think it could have been her shit you were handling. Do you still do massive big logs at that age or are they thin and stringy or just dead runny or something else to suggest your turds aren't as young as they used to be? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted September 21 Site Supporter Share Posted September 21 15 minutes ago, Zico said: Do you still do massive big logs at that age or are they thin and stringy or just dead runny or something else to suggest your turds aren't as young as they used to be? Impossible to say because they just get squashed up your back all the same at that age Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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