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Jobs you would never ever do.


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On 18/09/2023 at 07:37, Zico said:

Sales 

Especially Tele sales 

Fuck that

Could never work behind a bar either, well a busy one anyway 

Anything customer facing 

Just let me get on with things locked away in a dark room with minimal human contact

Working behind a bar is great, used to know loads who went in, basically served my mates, made a small fortune in 'tips' , got pissed then free taxi home. 

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2 hours ago, royal white said:

What about jobs you’d love to do? 
 

For me it’s a fighter pilot 

My dream as a kid was to fly a Harrier, having a dodgy spine and being colour blind meant no chance.

I couldn't be a nurse, the missus has had to deal with 4 child deaths in the last fortnight. Trying to resuscitate them, accept they are gone and then inform and console their parents is something else and it takes its toll on your soul.

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12 hours ago, kent_white said:

Don't think I could ever be a debt collector - always seems like a grim job to me that.....

Ever watched any of those debt collector TV shows?

Professional dudes, generally dealing with absolute cunts. Folk who've essentially taken someone else's dosh. A few unfortunate tales of course.

I couldn't do the job because I wouldn't have the patience with the bastard ones.

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46 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Ever watched any of those debt collector TV shows?

Professional dudes, generally dealing with absolute cunts. Folk who've essentially taken someone else's dosh. A few unfortunate tales of course.

I couldn't do the job because I wouldn't have the patience with the bastard ones.

https://youtube.com/shorts/5PjkEGEUYoY?si=zKqo0gsB1vD3uqSh

Wont let me embed it zico

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I got a letter this morning about bowel cancer screening. I think processing those samples most rank (very apt) as not good.

Presume you need some qualifications and when the instructions say "do not send too much poo' it tells its own story. 
 

Covered in human shit finding out people have cancer. I think could be a winner. 

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9 hours ago, Ani said:

I got a letter this morning about bowel cancer screening. I think processing those samples most rank (very apt) as not good.

Presume you need some qualifications and when the instructions say "do not send too much poo' it tells its own story. 
 

Covered in human shit finding out people have cancer. I think could be a winner. 

😊 Never thought I’d be posting shit through the post. ( I did consider it once. To my next door neighbour, Red,  after ‘Black Sunday’ )

Gillian McKeith made a fortune from it. 

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11 hours ago, Ani said:

I got a letter this morning about bowel cancer screening. I think processing those samples most rank (very apt) as not good.

Presume you need some qualifications and when the instructions say "do not send too much poo' it tells its own story. 
 

Covered in human shit finding out people have cancer. I think could be a winner. 

Post vasectomy I had to take a fresh sample into hospital.  Handing over a still warm plastic pot to the lass on reception was a bit embarrassing. 

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36 minutes ago, Duck Egg said:

Post vasectomy I had to take a fresh sample into hospital.  Handing over a still warm plastic pot to the lass on reception was a bit embarrassing. 

This. 

Had mine at Beaumont on NHS

Asian lad saying "there's not much in there" at Bolton hospital after I'd flown back home for a jodrell rather than have one in the a&e Bogs didn't make it any better. 

 

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12 hours ago, Ani said:

I got a letter this morning about bowel cancer screening.

My 101 yr old nan thinks she might have BC. Just awaiting the results.
Just think it could have been her shit you were handling.

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8 hours ago, Traf said:

My 101 yr old nan thinks she might have BC. Just awaiting the results.
Just think it could have been her shit you were handling.

Do you still do massive big logs at that age or are they thin and stringy or just dead runny or something else to suggest your turds aren't as young as they used to be?

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15 minutes ago, Zico said:

Do you still do massive big logs at that age or are they thin and stringy or just dead runny or something else to suggest your turds aren't as young as they used to be?

Impossible to say because they just get squashed up your back all the same at that age

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