Not in Crawley Posted December 7, 2023 Posted December 7, 2023 28 minutes ago, DirtySanchez said: In my Norfolk days went to a party and had to drive there Really didn't intend staying long but took a bottle of wine to be nice Stayed longer than expected, noticed someone had swipped the wine So nicked a bottle of Pimm's I really don't recommend necking a bottle of Pimm's Slept in my car thinking nothing of it Sore back and fucked head the next morning Dirty's Norfolk party days Quote
MancWanderer Posted December 7, 2023 Posted December 7, 2023 (edited) 1 hour ago, fatolive said: True that, mate of mine got done for sleeping in the back of his van when he had no digs . He was in charge of the vehicle and above the limit . not sure how that works if you are in a camper van on holiday like but iys what happened to him Aye, neighbour when I lived in Bolton got done for being asleep in his car when pissed. Exact same reasoning. In control of it I do worry about the next morning thing. Especially up in Scotland where the limit is lower Edited December 7, 2023 by MancWanderer Quote
Members DirtySanchez Posted December 7, 2023 Members Posted December 7, 2023 43 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: Dirty's Norfolk party days You're thinking of Royston Quote
Not in Crawley Posted December 7, 2023 Posted December 7, 2023 26 minutes ago, DirtySanchez said: You're thinking of Royston Please don't remind me Quote
Members DirtySanchez Posted December 7, 2023 Members Posted December 7, 2023 2 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: Please don't remind me And Crawley Lifestyle choices aren't your strong point Quote
Not in Crawley Posted December 7, 2023 Posted December 7, 2023 37 minutes ago, DirtySanchez said: And Crawley Lifestyle choices aren't your strong point Why do you think my username is Not in...couldn't wait to leave. Its not lifestyle I'm afraid - moved for work and in the arts you tend to have to keep shifting around places to climb the experience pole - one was for work in Chichester, one for a job in Cambridge. Quote
L/H White Posted December 9, 2023 Posted December 9, 2023 Naughty from GMP this. That isn't a woman, it's trans. Naomi is actually called Nathan, and they've turned the comments off Quote
wanderer1984 Posted December 9, 2023 Posted December 9, 2023 26 minutes ago, L/H White said: Naughty from GMP this. That isn't a woman, it's trans. Naomi is actually called Nathan, and they've turned the comments off Has the thing gone to a male or female prison? Quote
Moderators Zico Posted December 9, 2023 Moderators Posted December 9, 2023 1 hour ago, L/H White said: Naughty from GMP this. That isn't a woman, it's trans. Naomi is actually called Nathan, and they've turned the comments off When they say "a man and a woman have been sentenced" do they mean one person or two? Quote
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted December 10, 2023 Site Supporter Posted December 10, 2023 12 hours ago, L/H White said: Naughty from GMP this. That isn't a woman, it's trans. Naomi is actually called Nathan, and they've turned the comments off They should just say trans woman maybe? Quote
deeane Koontz Posted December 10, 2023 Posted December 10, 2023 11 hours ago, Zico said: When they say "a man and a woman have been sentenced" do they mean one person or two? Both. Quote
Members Lt. Aldo Raine Posted December 10, 2023 Members Posted December 10, 2023 41 minutes ago, Winchester White said: They should just say trans woman maybe? But trans women are women, remember It's no wonder the old school feminists are angry Quote
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted December 10, 2023 Site Supporter Posted December 10, 2023 As a punishment, cut the dick of the man, and sew it back on the trans creature. Quote
gonzo Posted December 15, 2023 Posted December 15, 2023 https://news.sky.com/story/gang-who-smuggled-1631m-worth-of-invisible-cocaine-on-broom-handles-jailed-for-135-years-13030635 Some sentences these. Jesus Christ. 29 and 23 years for smuggling cocaine. Heavy. Quote
Moderators Zico Posted December 15, 2023 Moderators Posted December 15, 2023 Yet a man bums a cow and gets away with just a fine https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12859739/man-caught-having-sex-cow-avoids-jail.html Quote
Members Lt. Aldo Raine Posted December 15, 2023 Members Posted December 15, 2023 48 minutes ago, Zico said: Yet a man bums a cow and gets away with just a fine https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12859739/man-caught-having-sex-cow-avoids-jail.html Some incredible quotes 'It was my job to feed the calves, I'd feed them twice a day. They would be fine when I left them at night and then I would find them ill in the morning and struggling to breathe. I thought they had pneumonia so I was trying to treat them for that but it was actually because he was strangling them with his belt.' 'He is living with his mother, but there is the possibility of him moving in with his girlfriend, who has been a very supportive person.' Quote
Traf Posted December 15, 2023 Posted December 15, 2023 2 hours ago, gonzo said: https://news.sky.com/story/gang-who-smuggled-1631m-worth-of-invisible-cocaine-on-broom-handles-jailed-for-135-years-13030635 Some sentences these. Jesus Christ. 29 and 23 years for smuggling cocaine. Heavy. Genius idea, though. Quote
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted December 15, 2023 Site Supporter Posted December 15, 2023 3 hours ago, Zico said: Yet a man bums a cow and gets away with just a fine https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12859739/man-caught-having-sex-cow-avoids-jail.html One way of tenderising your steak. Quote
Dr Faustus Posted December 15, 2023 Posted December 15, 2023 51 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: One way of tenderising your steak. bit early to be adding seasoning though Quote
gonzo Posted December 15, 2023 Posted December 15, 2023 https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/feds-cant-can-they-how-28296157 Some heavy ones here too, fuck me. Theres murderers get less. Quote
Moderators Zico Posted December 16, 2023 Moderators Posted December 16, 2023 11 hours ago, gonzo said: https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/feds-cant-can-they-how-28296157 Some heavy ones here too, fuck me. Theres murderers get less. Got no problem with them Probably indirectly responsible for lots of murders, attempted murders, shootings, crimes etc Quote
Site Supporter Spider Posted December 16, 2023 Site Supporter Posted December 16, 2023 1 hour ago, Zico said: Got no problem with them Probably indirectly responsible for lots of murders, attempted murders, shootings, crimes etc But directly responsible for a lad doing the worm at our Xmas works do on Thursday then telling the MD he thought he was “the best” with a molten blob of coke hanging from his nostril. Quote
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