Prison sentences

[Not in Crawley]

28 minutes ago, DirtySanchez said:

In my Norfolk days went to a party and had to drive there 

Really didn't intend staying long but took a bottle of wine to be nice 

Stayed longer than expected, noticed someone had swipped the wine 

So nicked a bottle of Pimm's

I really don't recommend necking a bottle of Pimm's

Slept in my car thinking nothing of it 

Sore back and fucked head the next morning 

 

Dirty's Norfolk party days

[MancWanderer]

1 hour ago, fatolive said:

True that, mate of mine got done for sleeping in the back of his van when he had no digs . He was in charge of the vehicle and above the  limit . 
 

not sure how that works if you are in a camper van on holiday like but iys what happened to him 

Aye, neighbour when I lived in Bolton got done for being asleep in his car when pissed. Exact same reasoning. In control of it

I do worry about the next morning thing. Especially up in Scotland where the limit is lower

Edited December 7, 2023 by MancWanderer

[DirtySanchez]

43 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Dirty's Norfolk party days

You're thinking of Royston 

[Not in Crawley]

26 minutes ago, DirtySanchez said:

You're thinking of Royston 

Please don't remind me

[DirtySanchez]

2 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Please don't remind me

And Crawley 

Lifestyle choices aren't your strong point 

[Not in Crawley]

37 minutes ago, DirtySanchez said:

And Crawley 

Lifestyle choices aren't your strong point 

Why do you think my username is Not in...couldn't wait to leave.

Its not lifestyle I'm afraid - moved for work and in the arts you tend to have to keep shifting around places to climb the experience pole - one was for work in Chichester, one for a job in Cambridge.

[L/H White]

Naughty from GMP this. That isn't a woman, it's trans. Naomi is actually called Nathan, and they've turned the comments off 

 

 

[wanderer1984]

26 minutes ago, L/H White said:

Naughty from GMP this. That isn't a woman, it's trans. Naomi is actually called Nathan, and they've turned the comments off 

 

 

Has the thing gone to a male or female prison?

[Zico]

1 hour ago, L/H White said:

Naughty from GMP this. That isn't a woman, it's trans. Naomi is actually called Nathan, and they've turned the comments off 

 

 

When they say "a man and a woman have been sentenced" do they mean one person or two?

[Winchester White]

12 hours ago, L/H White said:

Naughty from GMP this. That isn't a woman, it's trans. Naomi is actually called Nathan, and they've turned the comments off 

 

 

They should just say trans woman maybe?

[deeane Koontz]

11 hours ago, Zico said:

When they say "a man and a woman have been sentenced" do they mean one person or two?

Both.

[Lt. Aldo Raine]

41 minutes ago, Winchester White said:

They should just say trans woman maybe?

But trans women are women, remember

It's no wonder the old school feminists are angry

[Tonge moor green jacket]

As a punishment, cut the dick of the man, and sew it back on the trans creature. 

[gonzo]

https://news.sky.com/story/gang-who-smuggled-1631m-worth-of-invisible-cocaine-on-broom-handles-jailed-for-135-years-13030635

 

Some sentences these. Jesus Christ.

29 and 23 years for smuggling cocaine. Heavy.

[Zico]

Yet a man bums a cow and gets away with just a fine 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12859739/man-caught-having-sex-cow-avoids-jail.html

 

[Lt. Aldo Raine]

48 minutes ago, Zico said:

Yet a man bums a cow and gets away with just a fine 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12859739/man-caught-having-sex-cow-avoids-jail.html

 

Some incredible quotes

'It was my job to feed the calves, I'd feed them twice a day. They would be fine when I left them at night and then I would find them ill in the morning and struggling to breathe.

I thought they had pneumonia so I was trying to treat them for that but it was actually because he was strangling them with his belt.'

 

'He is living with his mother, but there is the possibility of him moving in with his girlfriend, who has been a very supportive person.'

[Traf]

2 hours ago, gonzo said:

https://news.sky.com/story/gang-who-smuggled-1631m-worth-of-invisible-cocaine-on-broom-handles-jailed-for-135-years-13030635

 

Some sentences these. Jesus Christ.

29 and 23 years for smuggling cocaine. Heavy.

Genius idea, though.

[Tonge moor green jacket]

3 hours ago, Zico said:

Yet a man bums a cow and gets away with just a fine 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12859739/man-caught-having-sex-cow-avoids-jail.html

 

One way of tenderising your steak. 

[Dr Faustus]

51 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

One way of tenderising your steak. 

bit early to be adding seasoning though

[gonzo]

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/feds-cant-can-they-how-28296157

 

Some heavy ones here too, fuck me.

Theres murderers get less.

[Zico]

11 hours ago, gonzo said:

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/feds-cant-can-they-how-28296157

 

Some heavy ones here too, fuck me.

Theres murderers get less.

Got no problem with them 

Probably indirectly responsible for lots of murders, attempted murders, shootings, crimes etc

[Spider]

1 hour ago, Zico said:

Got no problem with them 

Probably indirectly responsible for lots of murders, attempted murders, shootings, crimes etc

But directly responsible for a lad doing the worm at our Xmas works do on Thursday then telling the MD he thought he was “the best” with a molten blob of coke hanging from his nostril.