Shitmas Trees

[globaldiver]

Possibly a(n) (late) advent calendar, feel free to post other shitmas trees

[Tonge moor green jacket]

With additional, semi prostrate 'no-man by its side. 

[FrancisFogarty]

2 hours ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

With additional, semi prostrate 'no-man by its side. 

That looks like a 'caganer' on the left. Thats a model of a little bloke taking a shit who features in Barcelona Nativity scenes.

 

[globaldiver]

[globaldiver]

[Not in Crawley]

It's no War Christmas this.

[globaldiver]

2 hours ago, globaldiver said:

An M&S Shitmas tree

[Tonge moor green jacket]

On 03/12/2023 at 07:34, globaldiver said:

An alien life form this one.

 

[Not in Crawley]

In nicer news - we normally get our delievered but Homebase have done a lovely 7ft Norwegian Pine for £40 which looks great.

We've finally given our fake tree away in annual foodbank delievery. Bloody depressing reading what items they are short of - things like Shaving foam, Baby's formula, UHT milk etc

[Lt. Aldo Raine]

Apropos of the post from @Not in Crawley in the Meanwhile in France thread, I've Googled the Christmas tree lighting in Trafalgar Square this Thursday and - whilst not intending any disrespect to the history behind it - I'm leaning towards Shitmas tree

[MickyD]

I wonder if they deliberately made it look shit with the ‘regular’ lighting in straight lines rather than the more traditional haphazard festoon lighting.

[Not in Crawley]

It's coz it's massive.

To be fair it always looks a bit shit, but it's tradition innit.

 

[Zico]

3 hours ago, Lt. Aldo Raine said:

Apropos of the post from @Not in Crawley in the Meanwhile in France thread, I've Googled the Christmas tree lighting in Trafalgar Square this Thursday and - whilst not intending any disrespect to the history behind it - I'm leaning towards Shitmas tree

at least the crowd are all white

[DirtySanchez]

2 hours ago, Not in Crawley said:

It's coz it's massive.

To be fair it always looks a bit shit, but it's tradition innit.

 

It's in a location where Newcastle and Sunderland fans have a bath if they get to a cup final 

[little whitt]

9 hours ago, Zico said:

at least the crowd are all white

Tourist 

[globaldiver]

The Greek gyro tree never ages

[globaldiver]

[globaldiver]

56 minutes ago, globaldiver said:

A cold, cold Christmas in Deal

[globaldiver]

French Connection

[Tonge moor green jacket]

Threadbare 

[little whitt]

4 hours ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Threadbare 

Where the fuck was that

[Tonge moor green jacket]

From an article in the Mirror, in 2018.

A bit confusing as there are 2 different pictures, but it caught my attention as the report was focused around Rebecca from Tyldesley, complaining about their tree.

[globaldiver]

I don’t understand Greek, assuming it is Greek 

[Lt. Aldo Raine]

 

[Tonge moor green jacket]

Cheap Chinese lights!

Probably interfering in 5g and spying on mp's emails.