Guest gemini Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 What is that all about? Does she use the same surgeon as Wacko Jacko? C'mon boys, would ya ???? :-$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigtoe Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 Not a good advert for the plastic surgeon is it? I'd rather do her lad...rambo. :br Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isaacunt Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 she fathers a spitting image puppet. fuckin orrible [-X [-X [-X [-X [-X toodle pip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 she looks like Simon Weston Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bea Smith Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 gentlemen, have you considered that when you get to 'a certain age', there may not be a line of young fillies wishing to mount you. You may end up thinking jackie stallone isnt that bad when you check out the totty at age concern. what you mean is...............wouldnt give her one.................but may do when im 80. or blind. jackie n david blunkett???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 no matter what age I become, I'm sure I would prefer a wank that to empty into that droopy faced grotbag. Having said that, from behind she might look OK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bea Smith Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 ok, thats the solution, rear entry whilst jackie wears a gimp mask. oh bet you cant wait to be 80 years old now eh guys!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 would you be able to tell the difference between Ms Stallone and John McCrirrick from behind in a half light..........especially if a gimp mask is being worn? What an awful thought! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bea Smith Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh imagine wakin up with the morning 'woody' and find you're sharing with the pair of them!!!! logically speaking though, johns arse may not be as hairy as jackies, and will therefore provide a smoother ride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 John also has the sideburns to hold on to. Plus his underpants appear to be that baggy and loose that you could probably "push them into him" whilst he still wearing them, thus eliminating the need for contraception. I feel quite queezy now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dutch_Bird Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 as do I after reading that.... :? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 yet strangely aroused Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malcd1 Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 Sicko I can't get this vision out of my head [-X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bea Smith Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 oh cwp you're ace!!!! nice n sick n twisted!! you may have revolutionised the contraception market!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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