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22 minutes ago, Spider said:

I think it’s worth a reminder 😂😂😂

Must be 10 years ago that now

About 4/5 kids would Egg my windows of the house 

Shouting EGG HEAD  chase us you fat bald Cunt 

 

Anyway one night there was a Power cut 

so i thought them little bastards will  come Tonight 

So sat in the Back of my car on the Drive for about 5 Hrs with a Bat and a Axe 

Ready to jump out and have them 

Bastards never come must have been Seared of the dark 

 

 

 

Couple of weeks later  3 of them where on the park The Main lad a mate and a girl 

got out of the car  one lad got a Crack Girl got a back hand 

Dragged the main lad over to the car 

tryed to put him in the Boot 

Bastard got away soft cunt was crying 

 

After they they never came back 

 

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6 minutes ago, little whitt said:

Must be 10 years ago that now

About 4/5 kids would Egg my windows of the house 

Shouting EGG HEAD  chase us you fat bald Cunt 

 

Anyway one night there was a Power cut 

so i thought them little bastards will  come Tonight 

So sat in the Back of my car on the Drive for about 5 Hrs with a Bat and a Axe 

Ready to jump out and have them 

Bastards never come must have been Seared of the dark 

 

 

 

Couple of weeks later  3 of them where on the park The Main lad a mate and a girl 

got out of the car  one lad got a Crack Girl got a back hand 

Dragged the main lad over to the car 

tryed to put him in the Boot 

Bastard got away soft cunt was crying 

 

After they they never came back 

😂 Did you go to GERMANY shortly after that?

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1 hour ago, little whitt said:

I wouldn't mind told the Story on here 

couple of weeks later letter of 

Bolton Council 

Dear Sir 

we have had reports of unfriendly  behavour to some Teenagers in your Area

Blar Blar Blar 

proper letter head the lot  REF number 

rang up to Play Fuck 

no such Ref 

 

some CUNT of Here sent it 😂😂

Hahahahaaaa fuck me

Thats sensational 

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1 hour ago, little whitt said:

I wouldn't mind told the Story on here 

couple of weeks later letter of 

Bolton Council 

Dear Sir 

we have had reports of unfriendly  behavour to some Teenagers in your Area

Blar Blar Blar 

proper letter head the lot  REF number 

rang up to Play Fuck 

no such Ref 

 

some CUNT of Here sent it 😂😂

that's fucking tremendous

well done whoever sent it

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