Bonnie Blue

[Blondi]

I mean, WTF is this lass actually thinking? Her parents must be suicidal having a daughter like that, I know I would be, pretty girl, but something’s not right in her head imo and the tabloids love it.

[gonzo]

Leave my Bonnie alone

[gonzo]

What's she done now btw

[Tonge moor green jacket]

When she walks around, does she leave a trail like a slug?

[Dr Faustus]

Like at dog with worms

 

[thebells]

1 hour ago, Blondi said:

I mean, WTF is this lass actually thinking? Her parents must be suicidal having a daughter like that, I know I would be, pretty girl, but something’s not right in her head imo and the tabloids love it.

What do they expect when they call their daughter Bonnie Blue?

Wish I’d not called my son Dirk Diggler. 

[royal white]

She’s fit. However It’s a big mess down there, like a smashed lasagne. And her clit is bigger than many blokes cocks.

 

[Winchester White]

Fit? Is she fook. She looks very masculine to me and her clit confirms it.

[Tonge moor green jacket]

Nowt special.

 

[royal white]

I didn’t realise we had a couple of Brad Pitts on here 😂

Edited May 9, 2025 by royal white

[Dr Faustus]

49 minutes ago, royal white said:

She’s fit. However It’s a big mess down there, like a smashed lasagne. And her clit is bigger than many blokes cocks.

 

Battlenips was easier when Zico did it

[Spider]

Her pastie has more filling than most.

Hers is a ye Olde pastie shop, versus a Carrs.

[Zico]

Her dogging tour is somewhat vague in terms of venues 

 

[DazBob]

3 hours ago, gonzo said:

Leave my Bonnie alone

You have to save one life. Bonnie or Jack?

[DazBob]

2 hours ago, thebells said:

What do they expect when they call their daughter Bonnie Blue?

Wish I’d not called my son Dirk Diggler. 

She's probably called something like Kelly Hesmondalgh.

[Lt. Aldo Raine]

4 hours ago, Blondi said:

I mean, WTF is this lass actually thinking? Her parents must be suicidal having a daughter like that, I know I would be, pretty girl, but something’s not right in her head imo and the tabloids love it.

I think they're actually supportive

Her Mum's even helped select the participants for the world record thing

[DazBob]

Her mate Lilly Phillips went to an old folks' home and shagged three old fuckers

Lucky old cunts.

Beats playing bingo or listening to the local primary school production.

[Tonge moor green jacket]

She's a munter.

Looks haggered as a result of pounding by thousands of blokes happy with sloppy 99ths.

Bee stings for tits.

[gonzo]

7 hours ago, DazBob said:

You have to save one life. Bonnie or Jack?

 

[green genie]

piss myself if she came out as trans

[Traf]

11 hours ago, Winchester White said:

Fit? Is she fook. She looks very masculine to me and her clit confirms it.

Clit Eastwood

[Spider]

10 hours ago, Zico said:

Her dogging tour is somewhat vague in terms of venues 

 

They’ll need to use Valley Parade to hold the lads who fancy a go on her up there

[Traf]

17 minutes ago, Spider said:

They’ll need to use Valley Parade to hold the lads who fancy a go on her up there

Surely she's too old for the locals?

[Breightmet Boy]

3 hours ago, Traf said:

Clit Eastwood

Just in Gash he knew

[Cheese]

Wouldn't touch her with someone elses barge pole.