Blondi Posted May 9 Posted May 9 I mean, WTF is this lass actually thinking? Her parents must be suicidal having a daughter like that, I know I would be, pretty girl, but something’s not right in her head imo and the tabloids love it. Quote
Tonge moor green jacket Posted May 9 Posted May 9 When she walks around, does she leave a trail like a slug? Quote
thebells Posted May 9 Posted May 9 1 hour ago, Blondi said: I mean, WTF is this lass actually thinking? Her parents must be suicidal having a daughter like that, I know I would be, pretty girl, but something’s not right in her head imo and the tabloids love it. What do they expect when they call their daughter Bonnie Blue? Wish I’d not called my son Dirk Diggler. Quote
royal white Posted May 9 Posted May 9 She’s fit. However It’s a big mess down there, like a smashed lasagne. And her clit is bigger than many blokes cocks. Quote
Winchester White Posted May 9 Posted May 9 Fit? Is she fook. She looks very masculine to me and her clit confirms it. Quote
royal white Posted May 9 Posted May 9 (edited) I didn’t realise we had a couple of Brad Pitts on here 😂 Edited May 9 by royal white Quote
Dr Faustus Posted May 9 Posted May 9 49 minutes ago, royal white said: She’s fit. However It’s a big mess down there, like a smashed lasagne. And her clit is bigger than many blokes cocks. Battlenips was easier when Zico did it Quote
Spider Posted May 9 Posted May 9 Her pastie has more filling than most. Hers is a ye Olde pastie shop, versus a Carrs. Quote
DazBob Posted May 9 Posted May 9 3 hours ago, gonzo said: Leave my Bonnie alone You have to save one life. Bonnie or Jack? Quote
DazBob Posted May 9 Posted May 9 2 hours ago, thebells said: What do they expect when they call their daughter Bonnie Blue? Wish I’d not called my son Dirk Diggler. She's probably called something like Kelly Hesmondalgh. Quote
Lt. Aldo Raine Posted May 9 Posted May 9 4 hours ago, Blondi said: I mean, WTF is this lass actually thinking? Her parents must be suicidal having a daughter like that, I know I would be, pretty girl, but something’s not right in her head imo and the tabloids love it. I think they're actually supportive Her Mum's even helped select the participants for the world record thing Quote
DazBob Posted May 9 Posted May 9 Her mate Lilly Phillips went to an old folks' home and shagged three old fuckers Lucky old cunts. Beats playing bingo or listening to the local primary school production. Quote
Tonge moor green jacket Posted May 10 Posted May 10 She's a munter. Looks haggered as a result of pounding by thousands of blokes happy with sloppy 99ths. Bee stings for tits. Quote
gonzo Posted May 10 Posted May 10 7 hours ago, DazBob said: You have to save one life. Bonnie or Jack? Quote
Traf Posted May 10 Posted May 10 11 hours ago, Winchester White said: Fit? Is she fook. She looks very masculine to me and her clit confirms it. Clit Eastwood Quote
Spider Posted May 10 Posted May 10 10 hours ago, Zico said: Her dogging tour is somewhat vague in terms of venues They’ll need to use Valley Parade to hold the lads who fancy a go on her up there Quote
Traf Posted May 10 Posted May 10 17 minutes ago, Spider said: They’ll need to use Valley Parade to hold the lads who fancy a go on her up there Surely she's too old for the locals? Quote
Breightmet Boy Posted May 10 Posted May 10 3 hours ago, Traf said: Clit Eastwood Just in Gash he knew Quote
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