A WanderersWays Tale

[Dr Faustus]

yeah I'm bored and tinkering 

[gonzo]

🤣🤣

[Sweep]

This is what AI was invented for 😁

[Ani]

On the Rudy is that @Blondi ? 

[jayjayoghani]

4 minutes ago, Ani said:

On the Rudy is that @Blondi ? 

Think you mean @bolton_blondie

[gonzo]

Mr Grey there too ha ha

[little whitt]

AMAZING 

😂😂😂😂😂

[athywhite1958]

Brilliant

 

[Zico]

lovely stuff

just need @SatanGreavsie to get involved

[Ani]

1 hour ago, jayjayoghani said:

Think you mean @bolton_blondie

Ahh she did not come up as I missed the _ out !

[Zico]

@Dr Faustus who is that face top right of Rudys?

[Dr Faustus]

9 minutes ago, Zico said:

@Dr Faustus who is that face top right of Rudys?

i cant remember what i put, something like 'an angry man with a grey face, looking down disapprovingly', though it does resemble David Morrissey

[Zico]

5 minutes ago, Dr Faustus said:

i cant remember what i put, something like 'an angry man with a grey face, looking down disapprovingly', though it does resemble David Morrissey

so Mr Grey then?

got a look of Alec Baldwin / Edward Norton to me

[gonzo]

I'd love to know what Rudy is gonna do with that cone 🍑 💦

[Dr Faustus]

5 minutes ago, Zico said:

so Mr Grey then?

got a look of Alec Baldwin / Edward Norton to me

yeah, sorry

[Winchester White]

What app did you use for these Dr Faustus?

[Zico]

@Not in Crawley looks like Steve Buscemi

[Dr Faustus]

27 minutes ago, Winchester White said:

What app did you use for these Dr Faustus?

chatGPT on desktop

 

[Spider]

"Nic - A Wanderersways Tale

In the flickering half-light of a forgotten London theatre, Nic Crawley forlornly offers ice creams and overpriced snacks to customers who barely acknoweldge his existence, his dejected voice a distant background echo amongst the murmur of of interval chit chat.

Once, he had dreamed of soliloquies and spotlights, adoring crowds leaping to their feet applauding after another flawless delivery of theatrical perfection. Of stage doors beseiged by fans desperate for a glimpse of their thespian hero in his bespoke winkle pickers and silk cravat.

Instead, his only stage is the threadbare carpets of a theatre in dire financial straits. The narrow aisles and crowded lobbies his only audience. Stubborn vanilla stains on his nylon waistcoat and trousers are the only costume in his wardrobe. He mutters the lines from the plays under his breath as he dreams of being plucked by the director and thrust into the action, knowing his pallid skin and slight hunch render such dreams impossible.

But could he be an unlikely hero? New hope is born when the girl with hazel eyes starts a job selling programmes and romance blossoms. Her club foot and withered hand make her a perfect match not only for Nic, but for his lead role as Richard III in the play he wrote at universty - "Diversity & The Plantageneats".

Has Nic's time come to emerge from the shadows....?"

 

 

[Cheese]

Make your own art, you lazy uncreative cunts.

[Not in Crawley]

Well you got the eye bags down pat @gonzo 😁

[Not in Crawley]

3 hours ago, Spider said:

"Nic - A Wanderersways Tale

In the flickering half-light of a forgotten London theatre, Nic Crawley forlornly offers ice creams and overpriced snacks to customers who barely acknoweldge his existence, his dejected voice a distant background echo amongst the murmur of of interval chit chat.

Once, he had dreamed of soliloquies and spotlights, adoring crowds leaping to their feet applauding after another flawless delivery of theatrical perfection. Of stage doors beseiged by fans desperate for a glimpse of their thespian hero in his bespoke winkle pickers and silk cravat.

Instead, his only stage is the threadbare carpets of a theatre in dire financial straits. The narrow aisles and crowded lobbies his only audience. Stubborn vanilla stains on his nylon waistcoat and trousers are the only costume in his wardrobe. He mutters the lines from the plays under his breath as he dreams of being plucked by the director and thrust into the action, knowing his pallid skin and slight hunch render such dreams impossible.

But could he be an unlikely hero? New hope is born when the girl with hazel eyes starts a job selling programmes and romance blossoms. Her club foot and withered hand make her a perfect match not only for Nic, but for his lead role as Richard III in the play he wrote at universty - "Diversity & The Plantageneats".

Has Nic's time come to emerge from the shadows....?"

 

 

You never saw my Henry V

To be honest it was shit.

[Zico]

3 hours ago, Cheese said:

Make your own art, you lazy uncreative cunts.

what if you can't draw very well?

[Leyther_Matt]

6 hours ago, gonzo said:

Mr Grey there too ha ha

5 hours ago, Zico said:

@Dr Faustus who is that face top right of Rudys?

5 hours ago, Dr Faustus said:

i cant remember what i put, something like 'an angry man with a grey face, looking down disapprovingly', though it does resemble David Morrissey

4 hours ago, Zico said:

so Mr Grey then?

got a look of Alec Baldwin / Edward Norton to me

It’s Neil Warnock and I won’t hear any other suggestions

[SatanGreavsie]

2 hours ago, Not in Crawley said:

You never saw my Henry V

To be honest it was shit.

Is that a theatrical euphemism? A sort of backstage Polari, so that those in the know talk about dick sizes? Someone boasts about their Henry VIII then they really are a lucky lad. Poor old Henry I keeps very quiet....

I've heard, on the grapevine, that some new Rivington Pike offerings will be published in time for pulping at Xmas again this year. You can't fault him for effort - but no AI involved. He's old skool.