Currently being invaded by 50,000 Moroccans.

All those brainwashed Spaniards watching Espanga News watching invented right wing propaganda.

so much for spain having the best defence in the world

Ceuta is in North Africa, not mainland Spain. Seems to be something everyone is forgetting to point out.

8 minutes ago, Cheese said:

Ceuta is in North Africa, not mainland Spain. Seems to be something everyone is forgetting to point out.

However it’s classed as Spain, as I’m sure you know.

Plenty of people go to Morocco for their holidays. It can't be that bad. Them getting in to Cueta was easy for them. The difficult bit is getting to Spain. They have no pocessions, a lot of them , no shoes or clothes or money.

1 minute ago, waffer cup 07 said:

Plenty of people go to Morocco for their holidays. It can't be that bad. Them getting in to Cueta was easy for them. The difficult bit is getting to Spain. They have no pocessions, a lot of them , no shoes or clothes or money.

They do, I went once, it was fucking grim. I then clearly didn't learn my lesson, and went to Tunisia a few years later, and that was even grimmer. Most of the hotel went down with food poisoning (cryptosporidium) - I didn't start getting ill until I got on the plane home, and spent most of the flight in the bog, shitting out my intestines.

By the way, when back in the UK, the Doctor told me that cryptosporidium is basically caused by the ingestion of fecal matter. I was rough as fuck for about a month

It's put me right off North Africa, which is a shame as I always fancied Egypt, but no chance now

28 minutes ago, Sweep said:

They do, I went once, it was fucking grim. I then clearly didn't learn my lesson, and went to Tunisia a few years later, and that was even grimmer. Most of the hotel went down with food poisoning (cryptosporidium) - I didn't start getting ill until I got on the plane home, and spent most of the flight in the bog, shitting out my intestines.

By the way, when back in the UK, the Doctor told me that cryptosporidium is basically caused by the ingestion of fecal matter. I was rough as fuck for about a month

It's put me right off North Africa, which is a shame as I always fancied Egypt, but no chance now

Scatman Sweep

39 minutes ago, Sweep said:

They do, I went once, it was fucking grim. I then clearly didn't learn my lesson, and went to Tunisia a few years later, and that was even grimmer. Most of the hotel went down with food poisoning (cryptosporidium) - I didn't start getting ill until I got on the plane home, and spent most of the flight in the bog, shitting out my intestines.

By the way, when back in the UK, the Doctor told me that cryptosporidium is basically caused by the ingestion of fecal matter. I was rough as fuck for about a month

It's put me right off North Africa, which is a shame as I always fancied Egypt, but no chance now

Morocco is the least favourite place I've ever visited. And I tend to like most places I go to. Or at least try to make the best of them. Shite food, expensive to get a drink, treated contemptuously.

Never again.

Just now, kent_white said:

Morocco is the least favourite place I've ever visited. And I tend to like most places I go to. Or at least try to make the best of them. Shite food, expensive to get a drink, treated contemptuously.

Never again.

Yep

I normally find something I like in most places I visit - there is only Morocco and Tunisia that I've visited and absolutely hated. Morocco, it pissed it down for the entire week as well, just to make it worse

1 minute ago, Sweep said:

Yep

I normally find something I like in most places I visit - there is only Morocco and Tunisia that I've visited and absolutely hated. Morocco, it pissed it down for the entire week as well, just to make it worse

You should've gone over the border to Ceuta, then got a taxi to Benidorm.

2 minutes ago, Cheese said:

You should've gone over the border to Ceuta, then got a taxi to Benidorm.

On holiday in Spain one year, me and my mate took a pedalo out and went to Africa

3 minutes ago, Cheese said:

You should've gone over the border to Ceuta, then got a taxi to Benidorm.

I'd rather stay in Ceuta

4 minutes ago, Sweep said:

On holiday in Spain one year, me and my mate took a pedalo out and went to Africa

1 hour ago, royal white said:

However it’s classed as Spain, as I’m sure you know.

Spain should give Ceuta and Mellita back to Morocco and we can then give Gibraltar & the Malvinas back to their rightful owners, Spain & Argentina.

1 hour ago, Sweep said:

They do, I went once, it was fucking grim. I then clearly didn't learn my lesson, and went to Tunisia a few years later, and that was even grimmer. Most of the hotel went down with food poisoning (cryptosporidium) - I didn't start getting ill until I got on the plane home, and spent most of the flight in the bog, shitting out my intestines.

By the way, when back in the UK, the Doctor told me that cryptosporidium is basically caused by the ingestion of fecal matter. I was rough as fuck for about a month

It's put me right off North Africa, which is a shame as I always fancied Egypt, but no chance now

Crypto is a nasty little number that gets into water supply from farm run offs and will survive the whole water treatment process until zapped with UV.

Did Agadir once and was alright but has its own micro climate so fairly cool when surrounds were baking. Getting big with golfers as decent courses third of price of Algarve.

No idea how true this is but it seems the King of Morocco did indeed pardon 1,788 prisoners yesterday being 'Throne Day'?

Royal pardon granted to 1,788 prisoners in Morocco | MEO

Been to Tangier and Casablanca and they are rancid places. Filthy, moody as fuck and folk ripping you off left right and centre

The ferry across from Algeciras was the worst boat trip of my life. The swell in the Straits of Gibraltar was so bad virtually the whole ferry were being sick so vomit was sloshing round the floor. Still preferred being on the boat than in Morocco though

3 hours ago, Sweep said:

They do, I went once, it was fucking grim. I then clearly didn't learn my lesson, and went to Tunisia a few years later, and that was even grimmer. Most of the hotel went down with food poisoning (cryptosporidium) - I didn't start getting ill until I got on the plane home, and spent most of the flight in the bog, shitting out my intestines.

By the way, when back in the UK, the Doctor told me that cryptosporidium is basically caused by the ingestion of fecal matter. I was rough as fuck for about a month

It's put me right off North Africa, which is a shame as I always fancied Egypt, but no chance now

Aye my brother nearly pegged it when we were kids after getting salmonella in Tunisia.

Ended up on the children's ward at the vic all wired up and stuff.

Edited July 31Jul 31 by gonzo

Well that’s Tunisia crossed off next years list, thanks all 👍

1 minute ago, Alf Hartigan said:

Well that’s Tunisia crossed off next years list, thanks all 👍

I honestly don't know a single person who has ever been there and decided to go back, that's how shit and filthy it is

3 minutes ago, Sweep said:

I honestly don't know a single person who has ever been there and decided to go back, that's how shit and filthy it is

I have never been to Morocco or Tunisia due to reading some horror stories.

Even Egypt can be hit and miss in Sharm and Hurghada.

He really is a bell end ain’t he

5 hours ago, gonzo said:

Currently being invaded by 50,000 Moroccans.

All those brainwashed Spaniards watching Espanga News watching invented right wing propaganda.

Coming to an HMO near you... they'll get into Spain, cross the open Schengen borders to Normandy and Bob's yer uncle

35 minutes ago, Dimron said:

Coming to an HMO near you... they'll get into Spain, cross the open Schengen borders to Normandy and Bob's yer uncle

Good job we were never in Schengen and are out of the EU! Boris knew what his onions...

8 minutes ago, Winchester White said:

Good job we were never in Schengen and are out of the EU! Boris knew what his onions...

Indeed, now we control our borders, we'll be safe