Bea Smith Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 just seen dutch birds post about the scum fan who was drawn on while asleep. confession time, what have you done to folk who are asleep?? my personal fave- the dissapearing underpants trick. 1/ Chose sleeping victim 2/ Get some scissors 3/ An accompice ( not essential but preferable). 4, without removing pants, cut down both sides of underpants- thus creating one peice of material simply held inbetween the legs of said victim. 5/ Slowly, and very gently pull the front of the undies up until the whole peice comes on. Taking care not to wake victim. 6/ Act like you dont know jack shit in the morning. WARNING!!! Be very carefull, if you pull the back you will give dangerous wedgy and pull tackle-ouch. Reet, what other sick things have you all done??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 shat in a vase Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Wanderer Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 Put full womans make-up on a copper who fell asleep at a party :D/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Special One Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 Put full womans make-up on a copper who fell asleep at a party :D/ experienced in putting make-up then are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 Shaving one eyebrow is always a favourite. The victim then has to shave the other off themselves to balance it out. Or pouring Immac down the undies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 put dogshit in a girls handbag once at a party when she fell asleep - I was a lot younger then obviously Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Wanderer Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 experienced in putting make-up then are you? Don't you remember teaching people in the fine arts of lipy gloss? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter barryk32 Posted January 29, 2005 Site Supporter Share Posted January 29, 2005 If you put both the sleepers socks on one foot they spend ages in the morning hunting for the 'missing' one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Special One Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 Heres a proven one If someone has passed out get a bowl of luke warm water and put their fingertips in it and I guarantee you they will p??ss themselves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted January 29, 2005 Moderators Share Posted January 29, 2005 put dogshit in a girls handbag once at a party when she fell asleep - I was a lot younger then obviously Did that, and threw her shoe in a smelly dumpster, she leaned in to get it and we chucked her in, locked it and wheeled her screaming down Ainsworth Lane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frank_spencer Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 Human Bucaroo!!! stick stuff to your mate until he wakes up! you wake him up you lose!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted January 29, 2005 Site Supporter Share Posted January 29, 2005 One lad fell asleep in my mate's bath so we put the shower on the front of his pants. Another lad with a moustache had garlic smeared into his hairy lip and wondered why we were helpless laughing. Every time he took a sniff the next morning he was asking which dirty bastard had a curry last night! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted January 29, 2005 Moderators Share Posted January 29, 2005 i know a lad who hated the girl he lived with at uni so he shit in her shower gel and put it back next day said girl's sister came to visit and was the first one to have a shower =; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiley Posted January 30, 2005 Share Posted January 30, 2005 went to a mad party once that had the police and fire brigade visit - it was mayhem. anyway, I woke up covered in boot polish. lad next to me had eyebrows removed and another was asleep in a dress with full make-up on. worse for him, he had his clothes hid, so he had to walk home in the said dress!!! quality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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