richbwfc Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 Fellas missus goes into a coma. A few weeks go by and there's no sign of any recovery. Then, one day, a nurse is giving the woman a sponge bed bath and in the course of duty wipes the sponge across the womans minge. As she does this, she notices a murmur on the screen and a movement from the woman. The nurse steps back and notices that the woman is still in a comatose state, so she wipes the womans muff again. Another murmour and this time a groan comes from the woman. Several attempts manage to aminate the woman but she still lies in a comatose state. The nurse then explains what has happened to the doctor. The doctor writes his prognosis, and decides that the best course of actionis to stimulate the woman by the act of licking the genitals. Mindfull of the womans dignity, they explain to the womans husband that the only way to revive her would be to have oral sex. The husband concerns himself with the privacy of the operation. Mindfull of this, the doctor reassures the man that to preserve the dignity of both he and the woman, they would have total privacy and that the curtains would be drawn around the bed. 10 minutes later, all lights start flashing and machines start bleeping and the heart monitor goes into flatline. The doctor bursts in and asks the husband what the hell happened. The husband says "I don't know, she must have choked to death!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bwfczoe Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 Shouldnt this be in the comedy section? Just a thought like He he Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alibob Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 and I cant be bothered looking, but I imagine you've been bextored at least 5 times! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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