SatanGreavsie Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 he says: "I'm so pissed I can't feel my toenails" [-X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted August 7, 2006 Moderators Share Posted August 7, 2006 i hope his feet drop off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exiled Girl Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 he says: "I'm so pissed I can't feel my toenails" [-X Why would he want to feel his toenails? Is he a toenails fetishist? Satan, text him back and tell him not to try cutting them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members burnden Posted August 7, 2006 Members Share Posted August 7, 2006 from what ive read on here about his ledgendary fu(k ups better text him and ask " are you sure you are in spain" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted August 7, 2006 Moderators Share Posted August 7, 2006 he's probably in pain thats why his feet are numb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Biff Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 Squidgy and Buckhurst weren??t on the train from Seville to Huelva this morning. I??m in the Hotel nw waiting for H to arrive. It??s bloody hot here. We are in the same hotel as Ruth Crawshaw. Squidgy might be drunk enough t have a go at her. Buenos Dias. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brixton Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 We are in the same hotel as Ruth Crawshaw, so thats me sorted tonight. Dirty bugger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skin Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 The one I got from Squidgy was: I've left the lads to it they have been on the piss constantly. I've opted for the girlie option of shopping and tapas! Also Squidgy isn't happy with Borgetti for his complete refusal to get his autograph. I've got a good photo of H standing all on his lonesome with a security guard wathching over him for the entire 2nd half against Seville as he hurles abuse at the holidaying dam F***king ungrateful set of b******s who wouldn't even acknowledge any of the fans commitment to turning up in Spain. Skin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kempo Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 F***king ungrateful set of b******s who wouldn't even acknowledge any of the fans commitment to turning up in Spain. Skin It happened a few seasons ago, pre-seasons in Portugal. Not one player came and signed a autograph or acknowledged us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest squidgy66 Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 I can confirm that I was in Spain you set of shitehawks!! Cracking trip amongst the highlights - H - too many to mention another "I told you I was going to fuucking fall" and his obsession with taking pics of Spanish girl's belly-buttons Biff- His intro to some young lads in the street "Hello I'm a paedophile. Take my picture" and his rendition of New York, New York that I'll post when I can figure out how to. Buckhurst - Speaking in english in Seville convinced they'd understand everthing if he added 'io' on the end of every word and stumbling into the room at about 3am stuttering "I'm fuucking arseholed" and proceeding to resemble a game of 'it's the knock-out' Some spanish twaat in an Arsenal top in Seville that to offence to me and Buckhurst when we were having a beer who dropped his kecks then threatened us with a serviette holder Meeting some dodgy Farnworth ex=-pat Carlos' worldwind tour (without walking into a lampost) And of course me - for not fuckiing up once Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 I believed all that, until the last line! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest squidgy66 Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 I believed all that, until the last line! Bastardo! And I forgot the classic - "favourite way to kill a gecko". Heartless buggers. H = Lizard murderer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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